Segment 1: Jadakiss is a passenger in a car that is suddenly stuck in traffic. Everybody is yelling at Jadakiss to get out of the backseat and get up in the front to move the car. Jadakiss is playing it rather cool. He eventually abandons the car and hops in a taxi, driven by Field Agent Chris. When he goes the wrong way, Jadakiss hops out and starts heading down the street on foot. Chris follows him to tell him that he's just been Punk'd.
Segment 2: Rachel Bilson's dog is being blamed for the tipping of a mail delivery truck and the breaking of a water main. The police officer lets her know that she's going to be in a lot of trouble because of what her dog did. The water company and everybody on the scene are giving poor Rachel a hard time about all the damage. Finally Ashton arrives on the scene to let Rachel off the hook.
Segment 3: Rob Pinkston playing a fan comes up to Dirk asking him to sign a shirt, which he gladly does. But the kid comes back with a jersey, a pennant, a poster, some hats, a ball, a weight training belt and all kinds of stuff, which still he does. The items keep coming, and Dirk's patience is being pushed now. His friends that he's eating with are trying to encourage him to step up and say no. When the kid comes back with a second bag FULL of stuff, he says no, and the Maitre D comes by to tell them that they're not to visit the restaurant again. Finally, the kid comes back with one final item, a menu that reads, "Hey Dirk, you've been PUNK'D."