Christine tries to control her hormones when her gynecologist says she may be entering perimenopause. Meanwhile, she and Richard clash over allowing Ritchie do cotillion at Westbridge.

With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.

Hank has to resort to bribery to get Brent and Davis to see the latest hit movie with him. Oscar puts in a sidewalk in front of his house, and then forces Karen to guard it. Lacey joins the local women's club against her better judgment.

Host Alton Brown takes us from the bog to the bar

In the spirit of April Fool's day, it's all fun and games until someone gets eliminated. Special musical guest Kylie Minogue performs, as well as special guest dancers from the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater.

Matt chooses two bachelorettes for dates, one at a movie premiere at Grauman's Chinese theater in Hollywood, and another in a drive in his Maserati to a winery at Ojai, CA., who reveals a secret that her father is a well known actor. A rose is at stake for these two chosen women. Also, Matt plays a game of rugby with the other ten bachelorettes, and gather for a cocktail party at the end of the day followed by the elimination of three more women.

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

New York City is the biggest city in the country, but it's got some dark secrets. Founded by covert groups, overrun with gangs and mob bosses, and ruled by secret societies, this is the true foundation of the city that never sleeps.

Hoping to sneak around Dean Bowman's probationary despotism, Casey tries to liven up the Zeta Betas by joining forces with Cappie and his Kappa Tau brothers to plan a Prohibition party with a Great Gatsby theme.

Police find a body full of bullets in Chinatown and call John and Eva to investigate. The vicitim has a striking similarity to Roosevelt, a son that John lost during the early 1900s, which causes him to take a personal interest in the case.

When Kessler discovers a Croatian warlord living under Canadian protection, it brings back painful memories of the war in Bosnia - and the massacre he helped cover up. Unable to let it go, he prepares to sacrifice everything in the name of justice.

It's spring break and Manny, along with Emma, Liberty, and Ash head off to Smithdale University, where Manny plans on auditioning for a college theater program. Jay, upset that Manny didn't invite him along for the ride, decides to go with Spinner and Jimmy.

In the first of a two part episode, Horatio once again has to tangle with his ex, Julia, who has it out for him. Someone is out to get Calleigh and is compromising their investigation in the process.

A shocking and brutal conclusion awaits Allison and Cynthia as they delve into the decade-old case of the kidnapping and murder of Cynthia's daughter. Meanwhile, Joe tries to get funding for a new invention and Bridgette predicts good fortunes for her dad.

After their week in Paris, Lauren and Whitney are back home and have to deal with what happened. Will Whitney be able to follow her dream and change her career? And how will Lauren's love life progress?

Tension arises when Stephanie Pratt and Lauren find themselves in the same class at Fashion School. Meanwhile Whitney tries to impress her new boss in New York.

In this special, we a take look at love. Or at least how it's presented on TV.

Tonight, Republican Senator from Nebraska and co-author of America: Our Next Chapter: Tough Questions, Straight Answers , Chuck Hagel.



Jon begins tonight with an Iraq update as Bush attempts to promote some good news out of Iraq even though violence is increasing in a segment called "Bless O'Potamia". Senior Baghdad Correspondent John Oliver talks with Jon about this increase in violence.



Finally, President Bush takes a break from his normal presidential responsibilities and throws the opening pitch for the Washington Nationals amidst a cacophony of boo's from the crowd.

Tonight Stephen welcomes eco architect Michael Reynolds, subject of the documentary Garbage Warrior.



Also Stephen talks with professor of English and journalism and author of Why We're Liberals: A Political Handbook for Post-Bush America, Eric Alterman.

Pickles's brother is getting married and Dethklok are asked to appear at the wedding.

Chrissie hears some bad news about her scar. Maria finds out that Sam's feelings aren't exactly what she thought they where.

A TV chat show host brings a prostitute to the hotel, causing Tony's father-instinct to kick in when he discovers she's just 15. Anna and Ben compete to attract the attentions of a famous illusionist, and with the restaurant now a roaring success, James has to hire more staff - which puts Gino's nose out of joint. Guest starring Steven Pinder and David Schneider.

After Mandy gets arrested for suspected drug running she forms the most unlikely of friendships and finds herself helping Tom search for his real mother. The friendship, however, soon becomes something deeper for Mandy and with the help of Ian, she sets out to win Tom's heart. But do Tom's affections lie elsewhere? Mimi's short fuse gets the better of her when she harms her favourite son, Micky. Desperate to rein in her temper she attends anger management courses and gradually evolves as a new, sensitive woman - and responsible drug dealer. Seeing his business going down the pan, Patrick despairs and knows he has to get his old Mimi back or they'll go bankrupt. In an attempt to impress a new girlfriend, Carl enlists Karen as his personal sex counsellor, but is he getting help or getting off?