A pair of Broward County Sheriff Officer's are summoned to a residence to take down an ecstasy dealer. Then, a Pomona Police Officer is dispatched to an incomplete 911 call which ends up involving a domestic violence situation. Later, a North Las Vegas Police Officer is called in to a disturbance at a bus stop which involves a married couple.

Richard learns that Darken Rahl's most trusted commander, Demmin Nass, is assembling a massive force of D'Haran troops. But when Richard refuses to believe an evil witch woman who says Nass will kill him, she casts a spell which causes Richard and an unsuspecting villager to trade identities, convincing everyone that the villager is really the Seeker.

Crusoe and Friday make a plan to steal the mutineers boat and free the captain before they can leave the island. But a traitor in the captain's crew spoils their plans.

Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond and Amy Poehler!

Sketches include "Secretary Clinton," "Gas Right," "Sexy Shannon," "Obama Keeps It Cool" (film), "La Rivista Della Televisione," "Virgania Horsen's Pony Express" (Digital Short), "Calculators," "The Lost Works of Judy Blume," "Jizz In My Pants" (Digital Short), and "J'Accuzzi."

T.I. performed "Whatever You Like" and "Swing Ya Rag" (featuring Swizz Beatz).

Bruce and Tess with the results of this week's combined judges and viewer vote. Barry Manilow performs on the show. Austin and Lisa find themselves in the bottom two and have to dance again. The judges then decide to save Lisa leaving Austin eliminated from the competition.

Question: did Communists ever build a good car? A question literally several people have asked - ever. To find out, Jeremy, James and Richard go to the former American airbase at Greenham Common, Berkshire, England. Richard drives the Veritas; the latest sports car to come from Germany. Meanwhile Jeremy gives the humble Ford Fiesta a rather thorough going-over. The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

Two seemingly unrelated cases - the death of a man at an ATM machine from an apparent heart attack and the murder of a cab driver by two teenage girls - become entwined when Wallander investigates further. In doing so, he finds a conspiracy that reaches beyond the country's borders.