This one-hour special will feature classic COPS car chases, super-inebriated suspects, sizzling Tasers, disheartening domestics, problematic perps and gutsy officers from coast to coast.

Highlights include: Officers in Fresno, CA, question a stony suspect claiming he's not driving under the influence despite the joint visibly tucked behind his ear.

In Albuquerque, NM, a male cross-dresser wearing a leopard one-piece is questioned.

In Buffalo, NY, officers wrestle with a massive and hungry python hiding inside a residence.

A suspect in Kansas City, MO, is so intoxicated when gets out from behind the wheel, he stumbles and lands a painful face plant.

In a heroic rescue in Passaic County, NJ, officers save a man from danger in a raging river.

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Carly's grandfather comes for a visit and is appalled by Spencer's unusual behavior, so he questions Spencer's ability to be in charge. Carly must convince him that Spencer is capable of being her guardian.

Whistler celebrates with the grand opening of the Beck McKaye Training Facility. Quinn returns home from university to attend the dedication to his brother and discovers that, while everything else is different, his feelings for Carrie are as strong as always.

Live from New York, it's... Amy Poehler!



Sketches include "The All-But-Certain-To-Be-Next-President," "Angry Dog," "Penelope's Charity Auction," "High School Musical 3," "Iran So Far" (digital short), "Read to Achieve," "The Lyle Kane Show," "The Best of Solid Gold," "Ambiguously Gay Duo" (cartoon), "106 & Park," and "Great Moments in Guidance Counseling."



Kanye West performed "Stronger", "Good Life", "Champion", and an improvised version of "Everything I Am."

Toki Wartooth is fed up playing in the shadow of Skwisgaar's lead guitar. Under the tutelage of a crusty old guitar master, Toki learns that the heart, too, has strings.