Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam's father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn't like boys and doesn't like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about tohug Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.
Season 3 Episode 12 of Family Guy resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.
s03e01 - The Thin White Line (1)
s03e02 - Brian Does Hollywood (2)
s03e03 - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
s03e04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
s03e05 - And the Wiener is...
s03e06 - Death Lives
s03e07 - Lethal Weapons
s03e08 - The Kiss Seen Around the World
s03e09 - Mr. Saturday Knight
s03e10 - Fish Out of Water
s03e11 - Emission Impossible
s03e12 - To Love and Die in Dixie
s03e13 - Screwed The Pooch
s03e14 - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
s03e15 - Ready, Willing, and Disabled
s03e16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
s03e17 - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
s03e18 - From Method to Madness
s03e19 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart
s03e20 - Road to Europe
s03e21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
s03e22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Sick, twisted, politcially incorrect and freakin' sweet, the animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Peter and Lois have three kids - the youngest is a brilliant, sadistic baby bent on hugging his mother and destroying the world. Their talking dog Brian keeps baby Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
After being cancelled in 2002, an outstanding performance in DVD sales proved its cult value. As a result, the series was added back to the FOX Summer 2005 lineup. Family Guy returned to the small screen with new episodes on Sunday, May 1st, 2005.