Season 1

s01e01 / Between the Toes

20th Apr '19 - 3:59am
Between the Toes

You know why you're so confused all the time? You don't wash between your toes. It's that simple.

599 have watched this episode

s01e02 / Princess Diana

21st Apr '19 - 3:59am
Princess Diana

You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called "Snack Swipe". That shit's never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle... let him teach you how to be man.

483 have watched this episode

s01e03 / A Black Spot on the Heart

22nd Apr '19 - 3:59am
A Black Spot on the Heart

So let me get this straight- you don't do drugs, but you'll have sex with women you're not married to... ? That's not nuanced, you're a hypocrite.

472 have watched this episode

s01e04 / Strawberries

23rd Apr '19 - 3:59am

Everyone's suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don't draw attention to yourself. It'll all die down... maybe. Also, where are all your Mom's magazines?.

463 have watched this episode

s01e05 / Do The Ramadan

24th Apr '19 - 3:59am
Do The Ramadan

Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you'll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn... bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.

458 have watched this episode

s01e06 / Refugees

25th Apr '19 - 3:59am

So you're doing all this soul searching... dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she's gotta be home by ten? What do you think she- Ramy, where are you going?.

455 have watched this episode

s01e07 / Ne Me Quitte Pas

26th Apr '19 - 3:59am
Ne Me Quitte Pas

Ramy, habibi, it's Mom. Why don't you call back? You don't text, you don't answer, you don't even check this voicemail... astaghfirullah... call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.

447 have watched this episode

s01e08 / Saving Mikaela

27th Apr '19 - 3:59am
Saving Mikaela

You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself... you're so selfish... And no, not just because he's in a wheelchair.

446 have watched this episode

s01e09 / Dude, Where's My Country?

28th Apr '19 - 3:59am
Dude, Where's My Country?

ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven't seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3'orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i'll be there - whatsapp me habibi.

443 have watched this episode

s01e10 / Cairo Cowboy

29th Apr '19 - 3:59am
Cairo Cowboy

Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it's a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.

442 have watched this episode
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