Sabrina The Teenage Witch
Season 3

s03e01 / It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Season Opener

26th Sep '98 - 12:00am
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Season Opener

A showdown between Dashiell and Harvey is interrupted when aunts Hilda and Zelda freeze the boys to announce that Sabrina has at last qualified for her witch's license, which will grant her universal knowledge. When the overjoyed Sabrina travels to the Other Realm License Bureau to collect her prize, she is dismayed to learn that she is not allowed to use it yet not until she discovers her "family secret" (a quest which will presumably keep her busy throughout the third season). Her first clue comes in the form of the license clerk, who is actually her extremely bad-tempered cousin Doris, and in her unfortunate attempt to resolve her divided feelings with a spell which transforms the boys' rivalry for her into a full-fledged surreal duel to the death. (Sabrina: "Oh, no. This must be the spell. They're going to fight over my heart. Being a witch would be alot easier without all the magic".) Only when her cousin Doris is about to zap Harvey does Sabrina instinctively reveal who she reall

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s03e02 / Boy Was My Face Red

3rd Oct '98 - 12:00am
Boy Was My Face Red

Sabrina gets a lesson in the perils of magic when she tries to help Valerie overcome an embarrassing moment but discovers that the spell has only transferred Valerie's embarrassment to her, magnified.

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s03e03 / Suspicious Minds

10th Oct '98 - 12:00am
Suspicious Minds

Sabrina gets jealous when Mr. Kraft's assignment calls for the students to pair up and pretend to be married and Libby makes sure that Harvey is her partner.

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s03e04 / The Pom Pom Incident

17th Oct '98 - 12:00am
The Pom Pom Incident

Trouble brews between best friends when Valerie becomes eager to try out for cheerleading, even though Sabrina can't stand the squad's pom-pompous participants.

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s03e05 / Pancake Madness

24th Oct '98 - 12:00am
Pancake Madness

Sabrina makes a glutton of herself at school after tasting a substance tht causes hopeless addiction in her family: pancakes.

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s03e06 / Good Will Haunting

31st Oct '98 - 1:00am
Good Will Haunting

A thoroughly ridiculous Halloween episode finds Aunts Hilda and Zelda having run out excuses (after 500 consecutive years) not to attend their Aunt Beulah's Halloween party.

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s03e07 / You Bet Your Family

7th Nov '98 - 1:00am
You Bet Your Family

Salem loses Sabrina and her aunts in a card game against a high roller.

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s03e08 / And the Sabrina Goes To...

14th Nov '98 - 1:00am
And the Sabrina Goes To...

When her academic achievements fail to bring deserved accolades, Sabrina casts a "just desserts" spell on her teachers and friends.

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s03e09 / Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Nose Libby

21st Nov '98 - 1:00am
Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Nose Libby

Rivalry between Libby and Sabrina moves onto a whole new scale in this parody of the '60s science fiction film Fantastic Voyage.

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s03e10 / Sabrina and the Beast

28th Nov '98 - 1:00am
Sabrina and the Beast

Sabrina and Harvey decide to compete against Libby and her boyfriend for the title of cutest teen couple.

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s03e11 / Christmas Amnesia

12th Dec '98 - 1:00am
Christmas Amnesia

It's Sabrina the Grinch, increasingly grumpy in the face of her aunts' unflagging efforts to get her into the holiday spirit.

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s03e12 / Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway?

9th Jan '99 - 1:00am
Whose So-Called Life Is It Anyway?

Despite a warning from the Witches Council to avoid "charitable magic", Sabrina can't resist trying to liven up an unbelieveably tedious evening with Valerie's dysfunctional family by granting a wishbone wish.

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s03e13 / What Price Harvey?

16th Jan '99 - 1:00am
What Price Harvey?

Zany cousin Zsa Zsa visits, annoying Zelda with the childish practical jokes she shares with Hilda until Zsa Zsa suggests the sisters try her magic "walk-a-mile-in-my-shoes" booties, which switch their personalities.

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s03e14 / Mrs. Kraft

30th Jan '99 - 1:00am
Mrs. Kraft

Sabrina and Hilda are disturbed, not to say grossed out, by the growing intimacy between Zelda and Mr. Kraft.

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s03e15 / Sabrina and the Pirates

6th Feb '99 - 1:00am
Sabrina and the Pirates

Hilda has forgotten to tell Zelda that their magic is due for a twenty-five-year tune-up, so they must both surrender their powers for a few days, leaving Sabrina "the most powerful woman in the house" temporarily. But her delight in her new status doesn't last after Valerie persuades her to sneak into a new nightclub to hear 'N Sync perform.

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s03e16 / Sabrina the Matchmaker

13th Feb '99 - 1:00am
Sabrina the Matchmaker

Cupid threatens to banish Sabrina to the Other Realm unless she manages to bring a couple together for Valentine's Day.

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s03e17 / Salem, the Boy

20th Feb '99 - 1:00am
Salem, the Boy

Roland the Troll resurfaces in a new guise as a leprechaun, and chaos predictably follows. Having three wishes, Sabrina unwisely uses one of them to grant Salem's desire to be human again for a day.

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s03e18 / Sabrina, the Teenage Writer

27th Feb '99 - 1:00am
Sabrina, the Teenage Writer

Sabrina's creative writing assignments aren't going well until she accidentally uses Hilda's magic typewriter to plot out a James Bond parody using her friends and foes as character models.

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s03e19 / The Big Sleep

13th Mar '99 - 1:00am
The Big Sleep

Searching for clues to the family secret, Sabrina calls up Aunt Dorma, the "black sheep" of the family, accidentally waking her out her usual ten-year nap - and Dorma retaliates with a household of magic poppies fatal to Spellmans.

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s03e20 / Sabrina's Pen Pal

13th Mar '99 - 1:00am
Sabrina's Pen Pal

Sabrina's painfully shy pen pal turns out to be an Other Realm jewel thief in disguise.

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s03e21 / Sabrina's Real World

10th Apr '99 - 12:00am
Sabrina's Real World

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a compulsive standup comedienne.

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s03e22 / The Long and Winding Short Cut

1st May '99 - 12:00am
The Long and Winding Short Cut

After accepting help from an outside, Sabrina is banished to the Other Realm's Wild West badlands.

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s03e23 / Sabrina the Sandman

8th May '99 - 12:00am
Sabrina the Sandman

Sabrina gets a job as a sleep-inducing sandman but charges her subjects' lives by altering their dreams.

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s03e24 / Silent Movie

15th May '99 - 12:00am
Silent Movie

Harvey tells Sabrina he loves her, but under a self-imposed "silence" spell, she can't respond in kind; and Aunt Zelda anxiously awaits a marriage proposal from Mr. Kraft.

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s03e25 / The Good, the Bad and the Luau

22nd May '99 - 12:00am
The Good, the Bad and the Luau

Sabrina finally solves the family secret: every member of the Spellman family is born with an evil twin.

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