How I Met Your Mother
Season 5

s05e01 / Definitions

22nd Sep '09 - 12:00am
Definitions

After sharing a kiss at the beginning of the summer, Robin and Barney are unsure how to handle their mutual attraction. After some consideration they tell the gang they have decided to remain just friends, but secretly continue seeing each other. They are able to get away with their secret romance for a couple months, but are discovered when Ted, Marshall and Lily walk in on them together. They explain to the gang that they are happy with their casual relationship, and didn't want to complicate it by defining it. This is unacceptable to Lily, who pressures them to label their situation, and ultimately locks them in Robin's room to force them to address it. Meanwhile, Ted is anxious about his first days as a professor at Columbia, which is made worse when he shows up at the wrong class and starts his lecture.

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s05e02 / Double Date

29th Sep '09 - 12:00am
Double Date

Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.

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s05e03 / Robin 101

6th Oct '09 - 12:00am
Robin 101

When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.

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s05e04 / The Sexless Innkeeper

13th Oct '09 - 12:00am
The Sexless Innkeeper

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash.

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s05e05 / Duel Citizenship

20th Oct '09 - 12:00am
Duel Citizenship

Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.

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s05e06 / Bagpipes

3rd Nov '09 - 1:00am
Bagpipes

Even though they do their best in order to be the perfect couple, Barney's attitude of know-it-all lands him in trouble with Robin and they are forced to seek Marshall and Lily for advice.

24616 have watched this episode

s05e07 / The Rough Patch

10th Nov '09 - 1:00am
The Rough Patch

Lily comes up with a perfect plan to break up the relationship between Barney and Robin when they have a rough patch, but she needs help from Robin's famous friend, Alan Thicke, in order to make it work.

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s05e08 / The Playbook

17th Nov '09 - 1:00am
The Playbook

After his relationship with Robin ends, Barney uses all his skills and greatest tricks to get himself back into the dating scene.

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s05e09 / Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

24th Nov '09 - 1:00am
Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

24615 have watched this episode

s05e10 / The Window

8th Dec '09 - 1:00am
The Window

When a perfect girl finally shows up, the gang tries everything to help Ted, while Marshall takes action when he discovers a letter written by younger himself.

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s05e11 / Last Cigarette Ever

15th Dec '09 - 1:00am
Last Cigarette Ever

When Marshall picks up smoking again, it prompts Lily, Ted and Barney, ex-smokers all, to succumb as well. Meanwhile, Robin gets a new co-anchor at her show.

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s05e12 / Girls Vs. Suits

12th Jan '10 - 1:00am
Girls Vs. Suits

On the 100th episode, Barney must choose if he should give up wearing suits in order to land a hot bartender, but his conflicted feelings result in an amazingly awesome musical number. Meanwhile, Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his kids.

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s05e13 / Jenkins

19th Jan '10 - 1:00am
Jenkins

After Marshall's attractive female colleague kisses him, Lily refuses to believe it, resulting in Marshall convincing Jenkins into telling Lily that it really happened. Meanwhile, Robin uncovers a drinking game which, apparently, is made up about her.

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s05e14 / The Perfect Week

2nd Feb '10 - 1:00am
The Perfect Week

When Barney is about to complete the perfect week - landing seven different girls in seven days - the gang roots him on in order to forget about their own miserable week.

24615 have watched this episode

s05e15 / Rabbit Or Duck

9th Feb '10 - 1:00am
Rabbit Or Duck

After forgetting to get Ted a blind date on Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall go after the many discarded girls Barney has dated in order to see if any of them can be Ted's future wife. Meanwhile, Robin is invited to a party by an obnoxious colleague.

24613 have watched this episode

s05e16 / Hooked

2nd Mar '10 - 1:00am
Hooked

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.

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s05e17 / Of Course

9th Mar '10 - 1:00am
Of Course

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

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s05e18 / Say Cheese

23rd Mar '10 - 12:00am
Say Cheese

When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.

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s05e19 / Zoo or False

13th Apr '10 - 12:00am
Zoo or False

When Marshall gets mugged, Lily decides she wants to get a gun for protection, so Marshall comes up with a convoluted story about the mugging to deter Lily from following through.

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s05e20 / Home Wreckers

20th Apr '10 - 12:00am
Home Wreckers

When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is extremely disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiancé, which forces him to think about his own life and make an impulsive decision.

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s05e21 / Twin Beds

4th May '10 - 12:00am
Twin Beds

When Ted and Barney jeopardize Robin's new relationship by professing their love for her, Robin realizes that she is finally over them. Meanwhile, after spending a weekend sleeping in twin beds, Marshall and Lily decide to get twin beds at home.

24613 have watched this episode

s05e22 / Robots Vs. Wrestlers

11th May '10 - 12:00am
Robots Vs. Wrestlers

When Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a highfalutin party at a swanky New York apartment, Ted gets the chance to mingle with the snooty guests and show off his intellectual side.

24615 have watched this episode

s05e23 / The Wedding Bride

18th May '10 - 12:00am
The Wedding Bride

When Ted takes a date to see a new hit movie, "The Wedding Bride", he is shocked to learn the story is loosely based on his life, and that it was written by Tony, the man Stella left him for at the altar.

24612 have watched this episode

s05e24 / Doppelgangers

25th May '10 - 12:00am
Doppelgangers

Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they ever finally see Barney's doppelganger. Meanwhile, Robin finally gets an offer for her dream job.

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