Life in Pieces
Season 3

s03e01 / Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing

3rd Nov '17 - 1:30am
Settlement Pacifier Attic Unsyncing

Season three opens when the entire Hughes family moves into John and Joan's home after their kitchen is destroyed, their presence creates chaos for Joan. Also, Matt and Colleen are set to receive a huge monetary settlement from Colleen's fall off the motel balcony on their wedding night; John tries to get Sophia back on track when she starts misbehaving; Tyler and Clementine make a surprise announcement to the family; and Jen and Greg attempt to persuade Lark to get rid of her pacifier.

1354 have watched this episode

s03e02 / Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking

10th Nov '17 - 2:30am
Bunny Single Nightmare Drinking

When Jen invites her boss, Paul, and his wife over to dinner to impress him, she and Greg can't remember his wife's name and scramble to avoid embarrassment. Also, Tim urges Tyler to start dating; Matt ends up having a nightmare about parenting after he and Colleen discuss having children; and Joan grows increasingly stressed about Heather living with her.

1314 have watched this episode

s03e03 / Treasure Ride Poker Hearing

17th Nov '17 - 2:30am
Treasure Ride Poker Hearing

When Heather finds a map to a time capsule she buried with her brothers as kids, they all set out to find it and dig it up. Also, Jen learns she has a low car service rating so she books rides across the city to charm drivers and increase her score; Joan joins her neighbor's poker game in an effort to win an unusual prize; and John finally gets hearing aids but they aren't having the effect he was hoping for.

1298 have watched this episode

s03e04 / Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife

24th Nov '17 - 2:30am
Testosterone Martyr Baked Knife

When Heather, Clementine and Jen offer to save Joan from the stress of preparing the Thanksgiving meal, the free time leaves Joan every more frazzled. Also, Greg has a boost of self-confidence after learning he has high levels of testosterone.

1266 have watched this episode

s03e05 / Meal Potty Cart Middle

1st Dec '17 - 2:30am
Meal Potty Cart Middle

When Tim and Heather go to an expensive dinner to celebrate their anniversary, they are determined to finish every bite of their pricey 20-course meal. Also, Jen and Greg try to quickly potty-train Lark before her first day of preschool; Tyler gets jealous of the attention Clementine is getting at work; and Matt and Samantha team up for a "Middle Child Day" and go to a trapeze school.

1268 have watched this episode

s03e06 / Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend

8th Dec '17 - 2:30am
Waffle Permission Kidless Boyfriend

When Heather tries to become Tyler's cool best friend, things take an awkward turn. Also, Jen and Greg get their first overnight away from Lark; Matt and Colleen regret returning their wedding presents for cash when they learn what John and Joan hid inside their gift; and Tim goes overboard when keeping a watchful eye on Samantha and her boyfriend.

1274 have watched this episode

s03e07 / Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery

15th Dec '17 - 2:30am
Thirty-Five Teacher Escape Lottery

When Jen and Greg hire Clementine as a part-time nanny for Lark and invite her to join them for dinner, the waitress mistakes Jen for Lark's grandmother. Also, Tyler's new girlfriend turns out to be Sophia's fourth grade teacher, John hires a questionable company to set up an escape room in his house, and Matt grows frustrated with Colleen when she blames a valet for stealing her lottery ticket.

1259 have watched this episode

s03e08 / The Twelve Shorts of Christmas

22nd Dec '17 - 2:30am
The Twelve Shorts of Christmas

The holiday spirit is alive, well and wildly different for each member of the Short family.

1222 have watched this episode

s03e09 / Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor

5th Jan '18 - 2:30am
Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor

When Sophia asks Matt and Colleen about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals reveals that they have been struggling to have a baby. Also, Jen and Greg's new neighbors aren't as nice as they initially seem; Heather interferes with Tim's hiring process at the office; and the whole family surprises Joan at her book reading, to her chagrin.

1260 have watched this episode

s03e10 / Emergency Interview Driving Lunch

12th Jan '18 - 2:30am
Emergency Interview Driving Lunch

When Matt is in a hurry to get to the fertility clinic, each member of the family has a crisis that prevents him from getting there on time.

1238 have watched this episode

s03e11 / Fog Friends Auction Goose

19th Jan '18 - 2:30am
Fog Friends Auction Goose

When Jen sings in Tyler's band, she gets caught up in the excitement and creates an awkward situation for him. Also, John and Greg decide to brew beer together, Matt donates one of his paintings to a silent auction for Tim's medical charity, and Heather becomes jealous of Joan's friendship with a classmate.

1216 have watched this episode

s03e12 / Stuck Fertility Toilet Shaving

2nd Feb '18 - 2:30am
Stuck Fertility Toilet Shaving

When Greg and Jen's crazy neighbors invite them to a party, Greg makes up a lie so they can get out of attending. Also, Matt and Colleen discover they need to give up some necessities to increase their chances of having a child; a delivery mix-up results in John and Joan accidentally receiving the fancy Japanese toilet Tim ordered for himself; and Sophia decides to shave her legs.

1224 have watched this episode

s03e13 / Therapy Cheating Shoes Movie

2nd Mar '18 - 2:30am
Therapy Cheating Shoes Movie

When Matt drives Greg to a job interview, they encounter a few bizarre obstacles that jeopardize getting him there on time. Also, with John's help, Tyler listens in on a therapy session between Clementine and Joan to see if she still has feelings for him; Tim bribes Samantha to attend online traffic school in his place; and Jen tries to convince Colleen and Tim to join her boycott of family get-togethers.

1206 have watched this episode

s03e14 / Parents Ancestry Coupon Chaperone

9th Mar '18 - 2:30am
Parents Ancestry Coupon Chaperone

Jen and Greg decide to take turns dealing with her annoying parents when they come to visit. Also, when Tim and Heather chaperone Samantha's dance, Heather runs into an old flame; Colleen cashes in the many "love coupons" Matt has given her as gifts over the years; and Sophia digs up disturbing information when she investigates the family lineage.

1183 have watched this episode

s03e15 / Graffiti Cute Jewelry Shots

30th Mar '18 - 1:30am
Graffiti Cute Jewelry Shots

When Sophia feels like she is no longer the cutest kid in the Short family, she tries frantically to regain her status. Also, Joan gives Jen a beautiful necklace, forgetting she already gave it to Heather for her Sweet 16, and now she has to get it back; Greg tries to fit in with his new young coworkers but takes things too far; and Colleen and Tim bond when he helps her administer the hormone injections for her IVF treatment.

1139 have watched this episode

s03e16 / Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

6th Apr '18 - 1:30am
Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

When Heather tells Sophia she has to get rid of her stuffed animals, Sophia stages a musical with them to see if she can change her mother's mind. Also, Colleen babysits Lark, and Jen comes home to find her dolled up in Colleen's old pageant dress; Joan's bike is stolen from the driveway so she enlists Matt, Greg and Tim to join her in tracking it down; and Tyler and Clementine get John's help to sell their homemade beef jerky at the farmer's market.

1165 have watched this episode

s03e17 / Sitter Dating Sister Mattress

13th Apr '18 - 1:30am
Sitter Dating Sister Mattress

Jen and Greg go to great lengths to find the perfect babysitter for Lark. Also, John becomes testy when shopping for a mattress and Joan realizes the unusual source of his aggravation; Heather learns information about Samantha's boyfriend that she isn't sure she should reveal; and Matt believes he may have a history with Colleen's sister after he meets her for the first time.

1152 have watched this episode

s03e18 / Renter Portrait Plagiarism Scam

20th Apr '18 - 1:30am
Renter Portrait Plagiarism Scam

When Jen is offered a custom painting as payment from a hot new artist, she is thrilled until she sees the final product. Also, Sophia convinces Matt and Colleen to use her idea for a children's book but it isn't a new concept; Tyler and Clementine advertise their tiny house as a rental property; and John and Joan fall prey to a sleazy IRS scam.

1144 have watched this episode

s03e19 / #TBT: House Destiny Introduction Retirement

27th Apr '18 - 1:30am
#TBT: House Destiny Introduction Retirement

The Short family's quirky history is revealed with stories of when Tim met Heather's family for the first time; when Jen and Greg bought their dream home; when Matt got sidetracked after he saw Colleen while waiting for a blind date; and John's last flight before retiring.

1129 have watched this episode

s03e20 / Lingerie Cookbook Gamble Surrogate

4th May '18 - 1:30am
Lingerie Cookbook Gamble Surrogate

Tyler and Tim realize they are in over their heads when Heather tasks them with buying a bra for Samantha. Also, Joan asks Jen to submit a recipe for the family cookbook, prompting Jen to steal one from her favorite restaurant; John gets Samantha and Sophia hooked on gambling while babysitting for them; and Colleen and Matt obsess about their surrogate's unhealthy lifestyle.

1142 have watched this episode

s03e21 / Video Piercing Model Hangover

18th May '18 - 1:00am
Video Piercing Model Hangover

Jen and Greg find out a surprising piece of news. Also, Sophia wants to get a second piercing in her ear, to the dismay of Heather and Tim; Colleen and Matt send out a video thank you message for their wedding gifts that irritates the family; and John takes a modeling job but is horrified when he finds out his image is used alongside a product for the elderly.

1123 have watched this episode

s03e22 / Sixteen Spanish Car Leak

18th May '18 - 1:30am
Sixteen Spanish Car Leak

Tim and Heather plan a surprise birthday party for Samantha, but the night takes an unexpected turn when she doesn't come home alone. Also, Matt and Colleen learn their surrogate can no longer carry their baby; John and Joan decide to learn Spanish for their next adventure; and Jen and Greg have to find a way to keep their secret from the family.

1117 have watched this episode
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