Life in Pieces
Season 1

s01e01 / Pilot

22nd Sep '15 - 12:30am
Pilot

As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life's all about.

2337 have watched this episode

s01e02 / Interruptus Date Breast Movin'

29th Sep '15 - 12:30am
Interruptus Date Breast Movin'

After Matt walks in on Joan and John being intimate, Joan attempts to lead a group therapy session. Also, Jen hires a breast-feeding consultant couple, Matt and Colleen have the most enjoyable bad date ever, and Heather and Tim move to a new home with the help of a moving company that employs ex-cons.

2087 have watched this episode

s01e03 / Sleepy Email Brunch Tree

6th Oct '15 - 12:30am
Sleepy Email Brunch Tree

When Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them. Also, John, Matt and Greg try to prove their masculinity by cutting down a tree in Greg's backyard, Tim has an adverse reaction to espresso, and a sleep-deprived Greg has a run-in with the cops.

2017 have watched this episode

s01e04 / Prison Baby Golf Picking

13th Oct '15 - 12:30am
Prison Baby Golf Picking

The siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jen's parenting skills. Also, Chad insists on having one last meal with Colleen's grandmother before heading off to jail, Matt and Greg discourage Tim from beating John at a round of golf and Sophia gets a peanut stuck up her nose.

1947 have watched this episode

s01e05 / Babe Secret Phone Germs

20th Oct '15 - 12:30am
Babe Secret Phone Germs

Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Clementine, to meet the family. Also, Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Will, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone behind her parents' backs.

1886 have watched this episode

s01e06 / Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce

6th Nov '15 - 1:30am
Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce

When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his new business venture. Also, Jen and Greg try to be intimate for the first time since having a baby, Heather "breaks up" with her longtime hairstylist, Lynette, and Tim ruins Samantha's birthday party.

1859 have watched this episode

s01e07 / Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto

13th Nov '15 - 1:30am
Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto

When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping, Heather suspects Matt bought Colleen earrings with money she loaned him, and John makes a wooden puppet for Lark that the family has more fun playing with than she does.

1816 have watched this episode

s01e08 / Godparent Turkey Corn Farts

20th Nov '15 - 1:30am
Godparent Turkey Corn Farts

Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen's cauliflower dish. Also, Tim and Sophia try to find a last-minute replacement for Heather's spoiled turkey, Jen and Greg debate who to name as Lark's godparent and John takes Samantha to the Harvest Festival, where she sneaks into the corn maze with her boyfriend, Aiden.

1797 have watched this episode

s01e09 / Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste

27th Nov '15 - 1:30am
Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste

When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months. Also, John takes Samantha and Sophia to a restaurant where everything is named after feelings, Heather gives Tim a sexy anniversary gift, and Sophia is punished after Heather hears her swearing.

1770 have watched this episode

s01e10 / Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong

11th Dec '15 - 1:30am
Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong

Greg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score. Also, Heather questions herself after urging Tim to get a vasectomy, Jen is stressed about returning to work, and Joan learns her credit card has been stolen after strange packages start arriving.

1777 have watched this episode

s01e11 / College Stealing Santa Caroling

18th Dec '15 - 1:30am
College Stealing Santa Caroling

Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to hijack Lark's first Christmas from Jen and Greg, Samantha sneaks out with her friends and is caught when a photo of her and a mall Santa is posted online, and Tyler announces his plans for college,.

1761 have watched this episode

s01e12 / Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie

8th Jan '16 - 1:30am
Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie

Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don't hit it off. Also, Greg insists he and Jen take separate flights in case something happens to the plane, Matt and John take Gary
out to meet women, and Matt's ex-wife, Bonnie, surprises him with a visit.

1766 have watched this episode

s01e13 / Party Lobster Gym Sale

15th Jan '16 - 1:30am
Party Lobster Gym Sale

Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Also, Heather and Jen host a secret garage sale that directly competes with one Joan is having, Tyler and Samantha throw a party while Heather and Tim are away for the weekend, and the family has second thoughts about eating lobster for dinner.

1755 have watched this episode

s01e14 / Will Trash Book Spa

22nd Jan '16 - 1:30am
Will Trash Book Spa

When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn't turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. Also, Tim, Heather and the kids have a contest to see who can accumulate the least trash, Colleen asks Matt to illustrate a children's book she is writing, and Jen helps Joan and John with their will.

1738 have watched this episode

s01e15 / Soccer Gigi TV Mikey

5th Feb '16 - 1:30am
Soccer Gigi TV Mikey

When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him. Also, Tyler brings Clementine, to visit his great-grandmother, Greg and Jen find a solution to their sleeping woes, and Matt takes over for Tim as Sophia's soccer coach.

1745 have watched this episode

s01e16 / Tattoo Valentine Pregnant Girlfriend

12th Feb '16 - 1:30am
Tattoo Valentine Pregnant Girlfriend

When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly hits on her. Also, Tim's tattoo artist, Lois makes a spelling error on a tattoo he got as a Valentine's Day surprise for Heather, Matt's plan to celebrate Valentine's Day with Colleen doesn't go as well as he hoped, and Greg and Jen discuss whether they should have another baby.

1727 have watched this episode

s01e17 / Hair Recital Rainbow Mom

19th Feb '16 - 1:30am
Hair Recital Rainbow Mom

When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. Also, Heather worries that Sophia's piano recital will be a disaster; Jen, Greg and Lark go to an over-the-top birthday party full of overachieving parents who make them panic about getting Lark into a good preschool; and Matt meets Colleen's mother, Mia, for the first time.

1719 have watched this episode

s01e18 / Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak

26th Feb '16 - 1:30am
Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak

After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan. Also, Heather accidentally sends Tyler a sexy text message, Jen and Greg try to help Samantha win her boyfriend back and Heather and Jen console Colleen and Matt over their break-up.

1699 have watched this episode

s01e19 / Pestilence War Famine Death

4th Mar '16 - 1:30am
Pestilence War Famine Death

John and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. Also, Greg and Jen invite their exterminator and his wife over for dinner, Matt and Colleen make an effort to be friends, and Tim is terrified to perform minor surgery on John.

1713 have watched this episode

s01e20 / Prank Assistant Gum Puppy

11th Mar '16 - 1:30am
Prank Assistant Gum Puppy

Feeling threatened by Jen's very handsome new assistant, Jake, Greg tries to appear more masculine. Also, Heather and Tim pull a prank on Tyler's school, Joan secretly lets Sophia chew gum even though Heather forbids it, and John takes his new puppy on a date with Colleen and her dog, Princess,.

1694 have watched this episode

s01e21 / Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie

1st Apr '16 - 12:00am
Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie

Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. Also, Greg fantasizes about what to write in a birthday card for his boss, Tyler goes to prom and must withstand unsolicited advice from his parents and grandparents, and Jen sets Matt up on a blind date with her coworker, Dougie.

1692 have watched this episode

s01e22 / CryTunes Divorce Tablet Ring

1st Apr '16 - 12:30am
CryTunes Divorce Tablet Ring

John and Joan reveal a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. Also, Greg quits his job after creating a public funding campaign for his own invention, Heather and Tim try to make up for missing Samantha's Student of the Month Ceremony at school, and Matt's plan to make a big announcement at his and Colleen's book party keeps getting delayed.

1665 have watched this episode
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