See what happened after the cameras stopped rolling on Rachel Leigh Cook's memorable public service announcement. Also, witness the tragic end to one of the most beloved Transformers of all time, Optimus Prime. And no one will want to miss the outcome of "The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught on Film." Plus, watch the wacky outtakes that were never meant for public view in "Bloopers."
"You Got Robo-Served" brings Voltron, the Defender of the Universe, to center stage in a break dancing contest against Robeast. In "Secrets of the Animal Kingdom," an educational trip into nature reveals the secrets behind the mongoose, hyena and lemming. Finally, deep into the underground tunnels of Disney World, Walt Disney's head lives on and feeds on Cuban children.
"Missing the Ark," reveals the truth behind the animals that made it onto Noah's Ark. Go into a third-grade classroom to hear a kid's version of heroism, true love and fart jokes in "The Best Cowboy." Then, join Vin Diesel, Batman and Robin, Michael Knight KITT, along with a multitude of others, in "3 Fast 3 Furious."
In "Meteorgeddon," Harrison Ford and Aerosmith fly off to stop an asteroid that could destroy the Earth. See what happens when pet owners strap their animals to skis, sending them down steep hills and off cliffs in the Winter Pet Games. Then, watch Chucky get the stuffing knocked out of him when he steps into the lair of Lettuce Head Kids. The post-Muppet Show history of Dr. Teeth and his band is in "Behind the Music: Electric Mayhem."
Barbie plays the Tooth Fairy in the darkest sketch comedy ever. Skeletor, Lex Luthor, Mumm-Ra, and Cobra Commander try to get to work. More bloopers.
Movie plot twists are spoiled; Beavis and Butthead destroy the Teen Titans; the cheesiest funeral comedy sketch ever; the Great Pumpkin destroys the Peanuts.
Super-villains and washed-up TV personalities like Corey Feldman, Vanilla Ice and Erik Estrada band together on a quest to Mordor in an attempt to destroy the One Ring in "The Surrealer Life." "Exhausted Budget Theater uses Popsicle sticks to re-enact the beloved classic Debbie Does Dallas. And "The Cons of War" shows the truth behind the mysterious veil of comics/sci-fi conventions filled with geeks, dorks and Leonard Nimoy.
Find out what happens when seven superheroes are forced to live under one roof in "The Real World: Metropolis." Then catch Admiral James T. Kirk, Khan Noonian Sing and Kirk Cameron at work in a pizza joint in "Two Kirks, a Khan and a Pizza Place." Someone is on a mission to crack down the Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny in "Kill Bunny." Lastly, go backstage for America's favorite undead reality show, "Zombie Idol."
The Yakuza come to hug N'Sync, but leave Joey alive, left to avenge the others in "Enter The Fat One", scrambled porn, and the conclusion to "Enter the Fat One".
Sabrina the Teenage Bitch; Michael Jackson Classic vs. Michael Jackson Modern; The rise and fall of the Hulk; Eternia News Network
Shatner's wig makes the nightly rounds. Hilary Duff grooves it up in a bubblegum hip-hop rendition of "The Diary of Anne Frank". Finally, Michael Moore hosts a "Whatever Happened To . . ." retrospective on whatever happened to your favorite late 80s cartoon heroes. A Guy Loves Tivo....To Death!
Conan O'Brien as Randy The Oblivious Pizza Delivery Guy, World's Most One-Sided Fistfights: Mardi Gras, The Educational Wrestling Federation with Benjamin Franklin vs. The Wright Brothers, Oprah, The Terror of Rumpelstiltskin, and 12 Angry Little People.
In "Ding Dong, King Kong." A famous monkey breaks out of its cage, a Hollywood News and Gossip gets a nastly treament. The Smurfs are scrambling to find the one behind a string of serial killings in the village, killings that are mimicking the seven deadly sins.
Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson. "Welcome to the Terrordrome" showcases inner-office machinations at the headquarters of G.I. Joe's nemesis Cobra. "America's Most Tragic Home Videos" will make you laugh and cry.
Then, it's a fight to the death in a retirement home, Matrix-style, in "Grandma Fu." Mary-Kate and Ashley save the world from a rampaging dragon with a bad skin condition in "A Day in the Life of the Olsen Twins." And "Unsolved Case Files" looks into the death of George Jetson at the hands of his robotic maid in "I, Rosie." Senor Clean Gets It Done!
Jared from the Subway commercials gets locked in a bakery, another unsolved case file titled: Claus and Effect, Stephen Spielberg's new remake of Jaws, a new board game called Euthanasia, and a new mission for the A Team is underway.
New video game Codename: Abortionator, Massage happy ending, Keanu Reeves and friends for "Keanu Sausage", Scooby Doo and the gang go to Camp Crystal Lake.
Predator First Date, Updated version of the videogame Frogger, Carousel Of Tommorrow : With Edgar Wembley III.,
Mayor McCheese press conference,
(The Jewish James Bond)
Ross Hashanah in Never Say Goy!,
Life for Popeye, Olive Oil & Bluto: If there were no Wimpy., Violent Video games meet Donkey Kong and The Stix Rabbit and Cereal characters as the new drug lords.
"Godzilla"... again; a crime fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillian; an average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears; Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface and other horror movie icons sign on for "Big Brother".
Napoleon Bonamite; fizzing candy; "King of the Beach"; "You Can't Do That on Robot Chicken"; " You're Canceled"; The Last Food Fight; Star Crossed Pets; Clown In The Sewer; Expired Milk; "Extra,Extra"!