South Park
Season 7

s07e01 / Cancelled

20th Mar '03 - 3:00am
Cancelled

The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother Ike and Cartman talking about his strange dream, which the other boys identify as visitors.
What's going on in South Park? Did the boys travel back in time, or is some sinister force at work?

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s07e02 / Krazy Kripples

27th Mar '03 - 3:00am
Krazy Kripples

Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that "butthole" Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real "crips" are those who were crippled from birth. They then decide to seek out a gang with similar feelings. It's safe to say Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are staying out of this one.

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s07e03 / Toilet Paper

3rd Apr '03 - 3:00am
Toilet Paper

The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.

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s07e04 / I'm A Little Bit Country

10th Apr '03 - 2:00am
I'm A Little Bit Country

After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to figure out a way to flashback to the past and learn all about history first hand.

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s07e05 / Fat Butt and Pancake Head

17th Apr '03 - 2:00am
Fat Butt and Pancake Head

For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the puppet insists they make a music video, which launches the hand puppet's musical career. There's just one problem, the REAL J-Lo shows up to protest the hand's authenticity.

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s07e06 / Lil' Crime Stoppers

24th Apr '03 - 2:00am
Lil' Crime Stoppers

The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the Chief makes them "real" junior detectives and gives them their first assignment: breaking up a meth lab. The boys soon learn being real detectives isn't as fun as they thought.

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s07e07 / Red Man's Greed

1st May '03 - 2:00am
Red Man's Greed

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The townfolk only have one night to make 0,000. So they head to the casino...

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s07e08 / South Park is Gay!

23rd Oct '03 - 2:00am
South Park is Gay!

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.

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s07e09 / Christian Rock Hard

30th Oct '03 - 3:00am
Christian Rock Hard

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.

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s07e10 / Grey Dawn

6th Nov '03 - 3:00am
Grey Dawn

Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP shows up to fight for the rights of their comrades.

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s07e11 / Casa Bonita

13th Nov '03 - 3:00am
Casa Bonita

Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

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s07e12 / All About the Mormons?

20th Nov '03 - 3:00am
All About the Mormons?

A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

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s07e13 / Butt Out

4th Dec '03 - 3:00am
Butt Out

After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle of Rob Reiner's Anti-Tobacco campaign.

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s07e14 / Raisins

11th Dec '03 - 3:00am
Raisins

In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins(a junior Hooters)so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip to Raisins does big things for Butters, as he falls in love with a waitress.

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s07e15 / It's Christmas in Canada

18th Dec '03 - 3:00am
It's Christmas in Canada

When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys don't spend all of Christmas in Canada.

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