South Park
Season 9

s09e01 / Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

10th Mar '05 - 3:00am
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.

7930 have watched this episode

s09e02 / Die Hippie, Die

17th Mar '05 - 3:00am
Die Hippie, Die

There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.

7923 have watched this episode

s09e03 / Wing

24th Mar '05 - 3:00am

Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in Wing, the wife of Mr. Lu Kim.

7908 have watched this episode

s09e04 / Best Friends Forever

31st Mar '05 - 3:00am
Best Friends Forever

In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. Things get complicated when Kenny is brought back to life but resides in a vegetative state.

7918 have watched this episode

s09e05 / The Losing Edge

7th Apr '05 - 2:00am
The Losing Edge

The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning, now they're forced to play in the National circuit, and risk wasting their whole summer. There's only one way out: Lose, and lose big.

7914 have watched this episode

s09e06 / The Death of Eric Cartman

14th Apr '05 - 2:00am
The Death of Eric Cartman

After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters.

7924 have watched this episode

s09e07 / Erection Day

21st Apr '05 - 2:00am
Erection Day

Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.

7914 have watched this episode

s09e08 / Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

20th Oct '05 - 2:00am
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.

7913 have watched this episode

s09e09 / Marjorine

27th Oct '05 - 2:00am

When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.

7921 have watched this episode

s09e10 / Follow That Egg

3rd Nov '05 - 3:00am
Follow That Egg

The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownest to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.

7903 have watched this episode

s09e11 / Ginger Kids

10th Nov '05 - 3:00am
Ginger Kids

After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger. Their lesson is not realized when Cartman begins to rally his fellow Gingers against the other kids.

7922 have watched this episode

s09e12 / Trapped in the Closet

17th Nov '05 - 3:00am
Trapped in the Closet

Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader. Upon hearing this, the Scientology masses arrive outside his house, but several members end up in the closet instead.

7925 have watched this episode

s09e13 / Free Willzyx

1st Dec '05 - 3:00am
Free Willzyx

When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids of South Park, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park and steal him from his tank. Now all they need is a foreign nation that will launch a stolen whale in to space.

7909 have watched this episode

s09e14 / Bloody Mary

8th Dec '05 - 3:00am
Bloody Mary

After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his 'disease.'

7909 have watched this episode
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