Family Guy
Season 12

s12e01 / Finders Keepers

30th Sep '13 - 1:00am
Finders Keepers

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

7840 have watched this episode

s12e02 / Vestigial Peter

7th Oct '13 - 1:00am
Vestigial Peter

Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin.
However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

8041 have watched this episode

s12e03 / Quagmire's Quagmire

4th Nov '13 - 2:00am
Quagmire's Quagmire

When Quagmire meets a woman named Sonja who is as sexually insatiable as he is, he is thrilled to finally be with someone who won't judge him. However, things take a turn for the worse when Sonja abducts Quagmire, intending to make him her sex slave. It is up to Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad to explore the seedy underbelly of Quahog to find and rescue Quagmire. Meanwhile, a love triangle emerges between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert.

7935 have watched this episode

s12e04 / A Fistful of Meg

11th Nov '13 - 2:00am
A Fistful of Meg

Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike". When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it.

Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.

7880 have watched this episode

s12e05 / Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

18th Nov '13 - 2:00am
Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.

7834 have watched this episode

s12e06 / Life of Brian

25th Nov '13 - 2:00am
Life of Brian

When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens and he is unable to go back in time.

7780 have watched this episode

s12e07 / Into Harmony's Way

9th Dec '13 - 2:00am
Into Harmony's Way

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head.

7746 have watched this episode

s12e08 / Christmas Guy

16th Dec '13 - 2:00am
Christmas Guy

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event.

Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas

7701 have watched this episode

s12e09 / Peter Problems

6th Jan '14 - 2:00am
Peter Problems

When Peter finds he can't perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

7755 have watched this episode

s12e10 / Grimm Job

13th Jan '14 - 2:00am
Grimm Job

From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk", "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella".

7680 have watched this episode

s12e11 / Brian's a Bad Father

27th Jan '14 - 2:00am
Brian's a Bad Father

When Brian's neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show's writing staff - instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side.

7539 have watched this episode

s12e12 / Mom's the Word

10th Mar '14 - 1:00am
Mom's the Word

After Peter's mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter.

Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time

7557 have watched this episode

s12e13 / 3 Acts of God

17th Mar '14 - 1:00am
3 Acts of God

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

7481 have watched this episode

s12e14 / Fresh Heir

24th Mar '14 - 1:00am
Fresh Heir

When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune, but refuses to take the money, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

7395 have watched this episode

s12e15 / Secondhand Spoke

31st Mar '14 - 1:00am
Secondhand Spoke

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke.

Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

7227 have watched this episode

s12e16 / Herpe, the Love Sore

7th Apr '14 - 1:00am
Herpe, the Love Sore

Brian gives Stewie an STD.

Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

7467 have watched this episode

s12e17 / The Most Interesting Man in the World

14th Apr '14 - 1:00am
The Most Interesting Man in the World

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

7421 have watched this episode

s12e18 / Baby Got Black

28th Apr '14 - 1:00am
Baby Got Black

Peter and Jerome express concern when their kids, Chris and Pam, start to date. Meanwhile, Peter pretends to be a staff member at Wrestlemania to give himself backstage access.

7278 have watched this episode

s12e19 / Meg Stinks!

5th May '14 - 1:00am
Meg Stinks!

Meg has a surprisingly good time partying with Peter when he takes her on a college tour.

Meanwhile, Brian must learn how to live as an 'outside dog' when he's thrown out of the house after getting sprayed by a skunk.

7394 have watched this episode

s12e20 / He's Bla-ack!

12th May '14 - 1:00am
He's Bla-ack!

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

7345 have watched this episode

s12e21 / Chap Stewie

19th May '14 - 1:00am
Chap Stewie

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a "Downton Abbey"-esque British household.

7259 have watched this episode
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