Seinfeld
Season 3

s03e01 / The Note

19th Sep '91 - 1:00am
The Note

In order to get their insurance companies to cover physical therapy, Jerry gets his friend Roy, a dentist, to write them fake doctor's notes. George becomes uncomfortable when he gets a male physical therapist and during one of the massages, George said 'it' might have moved. Meanwhile, Kramer claims that he saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Doughnuts and Roy gets investigated for insurance fraud.

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s03e02 / The Truth

26th Sep '91 - 1:00am
The Truth

To help Jerry with his taxes, George dates a woman from the IRS and gives her Jerry's tax papers. But George breaks up with her and tells her the real reason he dated her, sending her into a deep depression. George tries to get the papers back but finds out she's been institutionalized. Meanwhile, Kramer dates Elaine's roommate and they become uncomfortable around each other after Kramer inadvertently sees Elaine naked.

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s03e03 / The Pen

3rd Oct '91 - 1:00am
The Pen

Jerry and Elaine travel to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. Elaine soon regrets going with Jerry when she can't sleep due to the uncomfortable sofa bed and climate control. Klompus, one of Jerry's parents friends, offers Jerry an astronaut pen that writes upside down and keeps offering until Jerry reluctantly accepts.

2092 have watched this episode

s03e04 / The Dog

10th Oct '91 - 1:00am
The Dog

Jerry dog sits for a man he met on an airplane after the man has to go to the hospital and Jerry can't leave the apartment. Without Jerry, George and Elaine are forced to spend time alone and realize that it's not the same without Jerry. Meanwhile, Kramer tries to break up with his girlfriend.

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s03e05 / The Library

17th Oct '91 - 1:00am
The Library

Jerry gets a call from the library that he has a book that is 25 years overdue. Jerry thinks back to his childhood and remembers that George borrowed it and never gave it back. Meanwhile, George thinks a homeless man he saw was his high school gym teacher and Elaine thinks she'll lose her job after her boss doesn't like her ideas.

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s03e06 / The Parking Garage

31st Oct '91 - 2:00am
The Parking Garage

Kramer loses his car in a parking garage so Jerry, George and Elaine spend the afternoon looking for it. While searching, Jerry has to use the bathroom but can't find one so he urinates in the corner. A cop sees him and arrests him. Meanwhile, Elaine's fish die from neglect and Kramer, along with his car, forgets where he left his giant air conditioner.

2085 have watched this episode

s03e07 / The Cafe

7th Nov '91 - 2:00am
The Cafe

Jerry befriends a restaurant owner and tries to help him get more business. Elaine helps George cheat on an IQ test by taking it for him but does poorly on the test. Kramer uses his mother's ex-boyfriend's jacket to attract women until the former owner comes looking for it.

2078 have watched this episode

s03e08 / The Tape

14th Nov '91 - 2:00am
The Tape

Someone leaves dirty messages on Jerry's tape recorder. Finally Elaine confesses to George that she was the one that left the message, angering George. Meanwhile, George hears about a new cure for baldness and Kramer tries to find the jacket.

2073 have watched this episode

s03e09 / The Nose Job

21st Nov '91 - 2:00am
The Nose Job

George starts dating a woman with a large nose and when Kramer is honest to her about the size of her nose, she gets a nose job. Meanwhile, Jerry has to decide if he wants to stay in a relationship where the only good thing is the sex and Elaine helps Kramer get the jacket back.

2070 have watched this episode

s03e10 / The Stranded

28th Nov '91 - 2:00am
The Stranded

Jerry and Elaine come up with signals so they can help one another get out of bad situations at a party. At the party, George strands Jerry and Elaine at the party when he leaves with a woman, forcing them to call Kramer for a ride. Meanwhile, George shoplifts from a drug store and gets arrested.

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s03e11 / The Alternate Side

5th Dec '91 - 2:00am
The Alternate Side

Jerry's car is stolen and has trouble getting a rental car but is able to contact the thief by calling his carphone. George gets a job moving cars which slows the normal traffic flow and Elaine tries to break up with her 66 year-old boyfriend. Also, Kramer gets a part in a Woody Allen film and gets to say the line 'these pretzels are making me thirsty.'

2064 have watched this episode

s03e12 / The Red Dot

12th Dec '91 - 2:00am
The Red Dot

Elaine helps George get a job so he buys her a sweater to say thanks. The only problem with the sweater is a small red dot on the fabric and after seeing it, Elaine gives it back to George. Jerry unknowingly gives a recovering alcoholic a drink

2065 have watched this episode

s03e13 / The Subway

9th Jan '92 - 2:00am
The Subway

On the subway, George, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer each have unusual experiences. George meets a woman who causes him to miss his stop and his job interview. Kramer overhears a tip on a racehorse while going to pay his traffic fines. Elaine's train stops, and she worries she'll be late for a lesbian wedding that she's the best man for. Jerry falls asleep and wakes up next to a large, naked man.

2061 have watched this episode

s03e14 / The Pez Dispenser

16th Jan '92 - 2:00am
The Pez Dispenser

Jerry makes Elaine laugh at a pez dispenser at a piano recital. The recital was held by George's girlfriend, and she becomes angry at him for the disruptions. Kramer suggests to George that he should break up with his girlfriend before she does. Meanwhile, Kramer comes up with a new cologne fragrance that smells like the beach and the pez dispenser works wonders at a drug intervention.

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s03e15 / The Suicide

30th Jan '92 - 2:00am
The Suicide

Elaine has to fast for an upcoming X-ray appointment but breaks the fast for a piece of coffee cake. Jerry is hit on by Gina, a woman whose husband is in a coma. A psychic warns George not to go to the Cayman Islands so Kramer goes in his place.

2049 have watched this episode

s03e16 / The Fix-Up

6th Feb '92 - 2:00am
The Fix-Up

Together, Elaine and Jerry try to fix up George with Elaine's friend. Prior to their blind date, Kramer hands out condoms he was given and Jerry and Elaine agree to keep each other updated about how George's date went. However, Jerry and Elaine don't tell each other everything and Kramer's blue condoms didn't work as well as they should have.

2048 have watched this episode

s03e17 / The Boyfriend (1)

13th Feb '92 - 2:00am
The Boyfriend (1)

Jerry gets to meet Keith Hernandez, a New York Mets player and tries to make a good first impression. Later, Keith goes on a date with Elaine, missing his plans with Jerry. Meanwhile, George has to talk the unemployment agency into extending his unemployment checks.

2045 have watched this episode

s03e18 / The Boyfriend (2)

13th Feb '92 - 2:00am
The Boyfriend (2)

George continues to convince the unemployment office that he's getting a job. Jerry and Kramer go to visit a former neighbor and her baby. Elaine breaks up with Keith after discovering he smokes and Jerry breaks up with him as well. Also, George tries to make good on his plans to sleep with a really tall woman.

2045 have watched this episode

s03e19 / The Limo

27th Feb '92 - 2:00am
The Limo

George and Jerry take a limo that was supposed to be for a passenger who never made it on the plane and invite Elaine and Kramer to join them. However, things take a turn for the worst when they have to pretend they're the real people, who turn out to be White Supremacists.

2044 have watched this episode

s03e20 / The Good Samaritan

5th Mar '92 - 2:00am
The Good Samaritan

When Jerry confronts a woman that he saw hit-and-run, he ends up dating her, causing the victim to think Jerry did it. Meanwhile, George sleeps with Elaine's friend and Kramer has bad reactions to Marty Hart's voice.

2038 have watched this episode

s03e21 / The Letter

26th Mar '92 - 2:00am
The Letter

Kramer poses for Jerry's girlfriend and his portrait becomes a masterpiece in the eyes of an elderly couple. Later, Jerry's girlfriend writes him a letter but Jerry hears the same lines from the letter on TV. Elaine wears an Orioles hat to a Yankee game and is banished from the stadium.

2038 have watched this episode

s03e22 / The Parking Space

23rd Apr '92 - 1:00am
The Parking Space

Elaine borrows Jerry's car and tries to explain away the strange sound it makes after she uses it with a crazy story. Mike, one of Kramer's friends, thinks Jerry is a phony and George gets into a fight with Mike over a parking space.

2039 have watched this episode

s03e23 / The Keys

7th May '92 - 1:00am
The Keys

Jerry takes back Kramer's key to his apartment and gives it to Elaine instead. When Jerry needs his spare key to get into his apartment, he enlists the help of George to get it out of Elaine's apartment and they discover the script she had written. Kramer, feeling like he can come out of Jerry's shadow, lands a role on Murphy Brown and travels to California for the part.

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