When Kramer gets banned from buying fruit from his usual fruit stand, he gets Jerry to buy the fruit for him. George loses confidence in bed after he thinks he's impotent. Jerry learns that Elaine faked orgasms when they were together and begs for another chance.
Kramer starts dating a 'low talker' and at dinner with the two, Jerry says 'yes' to a question she asks him, even though he couldn't hear it. Jerry soon learns that she asked him to wear a new shirt style, the puffy shirt, during his act on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Meanwhile, George moves back in with his parents and gets a job as a hand model.
George's glasses are stolen, so he goes to one of Kramer's friends to try to get a discount on a new pair. Elaine gets bitten by a dog and develops a fear of dogs afterwards. Without his glasses on, George thinks she saw Jerry's girlfriend kiss one of Jerry's cousins.
Frank Costanza gets George an interview for a bra salesman position. Elaine's boyfriend adds exclamation marks to everything he writes, and Elaine gets offended when he doesn't use an exclamation mark in a note he wrote her. Everyone suspects that Jerry's accountant is using drugs and Jerry, Newman and Kramer try to find out if the suspicion is true or not.
George, Jerry, and Elaine go to the hospital to witness a birth. Jerry and Elaine agree to be the baby's Godparents and plan the Jewish ceremonies for the baby. Kramer thinks he saw a 'pig man' at the hospital and sets out to prove that the man really exists.
Kramer gets a job as a ball boy for the US Open and brings Jerry to the event with him. Jerry falls for one of the players and asks her on a date. However, the woman is deaf, but can read lips, and George and Jerry use her to eavesdrop on George's ex-girlfriend.
Kramer invests in a non-fat yogurt shop, but Jerry and Elaine begin to think it was a bad investment when everyone that eats the yogurt gains weight. When Kramer starts dating a lab technician, Jerry and Elaine have her test the yogurt to see why people are gaining weight. Meanwhile, Elaine dates a man running for mayor, and Jerry curses in front of a boy who starts swearing afterwards.
Jerry gets a bad hair cut but can't make himself tell his barber about it or find a new one. Jerry decides to get a haircut, in secret, by his barber's assistant in his apartment. When the barber suspects that Jerry is getting his hair cut by someone else, he sends Newman to get hair samples. Meanwhile, George interviews for a job, then goes to the office and acts like an employee while the boss is on vacation; Elaine brings Kramer to a singles auction.
Elaine finds the perfect man, except the fact that his name is the same as a famous serial hugger. Later, Elaine convinces him to change his name and they try to think up possible names. Meanwhile, Jerry dates a masseuse who won't give him a massage and George tries his hardest to get Jerry's girlfriend to like him.
Jerry offends a female Native American when he gives Elaine a 'Cigar Store Indian' as a gift. George spills coffee on his parents' coffee table, makes Elaine take the subway home, and gives her a TV Guide to read on the ride home. On the subway, Elaine meets a man obsessed with television. Meanwhile, Kramer comes up with an idea for a coffee table that folds out from a book.
George converts to Latvian Orthodox to be with a woman of the same religion, but his parents aren't pleased with the change. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and has Elaine find out from her podiatrist friend what it's used for. Meanwhile, a sister at George's church becomes obsessed with Kramer.
While in the bathroom, Elaine runs out of toilet paper and asks the woman in the stall next to her for some. The woman, who happens to be Jerry's girlfriend, refuses to give her some. Elaine dates a man that Jerry refers to as a mimbo, a male bimbo. Elaine loves his face but it becomes disfigured while rock climbing with Kramer and George.
George, Jerry, Kramer and Elaine all struggle to come up with a dinner party gift. Jerry and Elaine decide to get a cake, but they don't take a number and are stuck with a cake with hair on it. Kramer and George decide to get wine, but George only has a 100 dollar bill that the cashier won't make change for.
Jerry tells an old college friend of Jerry and George's that George is a marine biologist. But the lie comes back to bite them when George is on the beach and is asked to save a whale. Meanwhile, Kramer has problems golfing and Elaine's pocket organizer is thrown from a limo by a Russian writer.
Jerry's girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. Elaine comes across a mannequin that looks exactly like her, and tries to find out where it came from. George tries to get a suit for half price and Kramer has a persistent itch.
Kramer talks his midget friend, Mickey, to wear lifts to appear taller in his stand-in work. Jerry visits a friend at the hospital, but his visit doesn't help his health. George decides to break up with his girlfriend, but changes his mind when he hears that she's talked about breaking it off too. Meanwhile, Elaine's date 'takes it out' in the car during their date.
Jerry has his girlfriend pose as his wife to get a marriage discount on his dry cleaning. But when Uncle Leo overhears the woman say she's Jerry's wife, his plan begins to backfire. Meanwhile, at the gym George uses the shower as a bathroom and fears that the man that saw him will turn him in. Elaine can't figure out if a guy at the gym likes her or not and Kramer tries to impress his girlfriend's parents.
Jerry's parents stay at his apartment before their trip to Paris. Since his parents are there, Jerry can't spend any alone-time with his girlfriend. Elaine's boyfriend, a 'close-talker', becomes obsessed with Jerry's parents. Kramer and Morty Seinfeld go into business together and George tries to get out of the Big Brother program just after getting into it.
Jerry and his girlfriend go to Schindler's List, but don't spend too much time watching the movie. Newman, however, tries to watch the movie but is distracted by Jerry and his girlfriend. The Seinfelds miss their flight to France and George continues to try to get out of the Big Brother program.
George goes to a party at his girlfriend's apartment, then flees the building after seeing a fire, pushing his girlfriend's son out of the way in the process. Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers, which bothers her, and Jerry plots revenge on the co-worker after she heckles him during one of his routines.
During a trip to the Hamptons to visit a new baby, George is angry that everyone saw his girlfriend topless, except him. Jerry's girlfriend sees George come out of a pool nude and George explains the concept of 'shrinkage' to her. Meanwhile, Kramer finds a full lobster trap, Elaine meets a cute doctor, and everyone agrees that the new baby is hideous.
George realizes that if he'd do the opposite of what he would normally do, his luck may change for the better. Once George quits following his instincts, he finds himself with a job, girlfriend, and free of his parents. Elaine's luck isn't as good as George's after she buys a box of Jujyfruits. Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his newest product.