The Simpsons
Season 3

s03e01 / Stark Raving Dad

20th Sep '91 - 12:00am
Stark Raving Dad

After a misunderstanding at work, Homer is committed to a mental institution, where he meets an interesting man claiming to be Michael Jackson. Meanwhile, Lisas birthday is fast approaching and a reluctant Bart is forced with the task of getting Lisa a birthday present.

6765 have watched this episode

s03e02 / Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

27th Sep '91 - 12:00am
Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Lisa enters a nationwide patriotism themed essay contest, and the Simpson family heads off to Washington D.C. for an all expenses paid trip, when Lisa qualifies for the essay contest finals to be held at the Kennedy Center.

6759 have watched this episode

s03e03 / When Flanders Failed

4th Oct '91 - 12:00am
When Flanders Failed

While hosting a backyard barbecue, Ned Flanders announces that he is going to open The Leftorium, a new store in the mall that will cater to the needs of left-handers in Springfield. Homer scoffs at the idea, secretly wishing for Ned to fail, and to his delight, his wish starts to come true.

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s03e04 / Bart the Murderer

11th Oct '91 - 12:00am
Bart the Murderer

Bart's bad day suddenly changes when he gets a job working for Fat Tony. Mysteriously, Principal Skinner goes missing. Bart and his new friends are the main suspects.

6758 have watched this episode

s03e05 / Homer Defined

18th Oct '91 - 12:00am
Homer Defined

Homer inadvertently saves the nuclear power plant from a meltdown and becomes an unlikely hero. Meanwhile, Milhouse's mother forbids him from hanging out with Bart.

6756 have watched this episode

s03e06 / Like Father, Like Clown

25th Oct '91 - 12:00am
Like Father, Like Clown

Bart and Lisa team up to try and reunite Krusty the Clown with his estranged Rabbi father.

6759 have watched this episode

s03e07 / Treehouse of Horror II

1st Nov '91 - 1:00am
Treehouse of Horror II

After eating piles and piles of Halloween candy, Bart, Lisa and Homer have nightmares that haunt them all night.

The Monkey's Paw

Lisa dreams that the family goes on a trip to Morocco and buys a cursed monkey paw that grants its owner four wishes. By wishing for world peace, Lisa accidentally paves the way for an alien invasion by Kang and Kodos, who enslave the human race.

The Bart Zone

Bart's dream, in which he has the power to read minds and affect a person with his thoughts, which seems like a wonderful dream for him at first. But eventually, he realizes he has used his powers for evil and repents.

If I Only Had A Brain

Homer dreams that Mr. Burns steals his brain for a giant robot he's building. Due to an accident, Mr. Smithers is forced to sew Mr. Burns' head onto Homer's body. Then he wakes up. It was all a dream, or was it? When he looks in the mirror, Burns' head is still attached to his.

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s03e08 / Lisa's Pony

8th Nov '91 - 1:00am
Lisa's Pony

Homer is entrusted with an important task for Lisa, and when he doesn't come through for her, she is crushed. To try and buy Lisa's love back he gets her a pony, but consequences arise, as Homer is forced to work a second job to pay for the pony.

6754 have watched this episode

s03e09 / Saturdays of Thunder

15th Nov '91 - 1:00am
Saturdays of Thunder

Bart becomes deeply immersed in competitive soapbox racing while Homer begins to realize that he's not as good a father as he thought. After attending a lecture at National Fatherhood Institute, Homer becomes a more attentive father, helping Bart build the ultimate soapbox racer. But Bart decides not to use it in his big race against Nelson Muntz, instead opting to borrow Martin Prince's scientifically engineered aerodynamic racer.

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s03e10 / Flaming Moe's

22nd Nov '91 - 1:00am
Flaming Moe's

Homer invents a bizarre drink called the Flaming Homer. It's so good that Moe steals his recipe, renames it the Flaming Moe and takes credit for inventing it. The Flaming Moe revitalizes business, turning Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, and causing Homer's and Moe's relationship to splinter.

6760 have watched this episode

s03e11 / Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

6th Dec '91 - 1:00am
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Mr. Burns sells the nuclear power plant for 0 million to a group of Germans and then retires. Homer has troubles under the new regime and Mr. Burns starts second-guessing his decision to retire.

6744 have watched this episode

s03e12 / I Married Marge

27th Dec '91 - 1:00am
I Married Marge

While Marge pays a visit to the hospital on a pregnancy scare, Homer gathers the kids around and tells them how he and Marge met and fell in love.

6745 have watched this episode

s03e13 / Radio Bart

10th Jan '92 - 1:00am
Radio Bart

On his birthday, Bart receives a "Superstar Celebrity" microphone that transmits sound to an AM radio. Bart decides to use the device to play a prank on the town and places the radio deep inside a well, using the microphone to pose as Timmy O'Toole. But later, when Bart gets stuck in the well himself, the town decides to leave him there as punishment for playing the prank.

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s03e14 / Lisa the Greek

24th Jan '92 - 1:00am
Lisa the Greek

Homer discovers that Lisa has the uncanny ability of correctly picking the winners of pro football games 100% of the time and uses this knowledge to make some money by placing wagers on the games.

6740 have watched this episode

s03e15 / Homer Alone

7th Feb '92 - 1:00am
Homer Alone

Marge has a nervous breakdown from being overworked and under appreciated at home and takes a vacation of her own at the Rancho Relaxo resort, leaving Homer and the kids to fend for themselves and experience the rigors of life without Marge.

6738 have watched this episode

s03e16 / Bart the Lover

14th Feb '92 - 1:00am
Bart the Lover

Bart has a little fun at Mrs. Krabappel's expense and replies to her personal ad as a man named Woodrow. Meanwhile, Homer vows to stop swearing.

6735 have watched this episode

s03e17 / Homer at the Bat

21st Feb '92 - 1:00am
Homer at the Bat

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's softball team goes on a season long winning streak thanks to Homer's "Wunderbat." But with the pennant and a million bet on the line Mr. Burns brings in 9 ringers from the professional baseball ranks and a disappointed Homer has to sit the bench.

6735 have watched this episode

s03e18 / Separate Vocations

28th Feb '92 - 1:00am
Separate Vocations

After taking career aptitude tests, Lisa discovers that the occupation she's best suited for is homemaker, while Bart is pegged as a future police officer. Each takes the opportunity to explore their options as Lisa spends the day doing chores at home with Marge and Bart goes on a ride along with the police. Lisa hates her role and rebels by becoming a troublemaker at school, but police life fits Bart like a glove and he becomes a hall monitor.

6733 have watched this episode

s03e19 / Dog of Death

13th Mar '92 - 1:00am
Dog of Death

The family is forced to scrimp, save and cut back in order to a pay for Santa's Little Helper's life-saving surgery.

6730 have watched this episode

s03e20 / Colonel Homer

27th Mar '92 - 1:00am
Colonel Homer

Homer discovers a beautiful country music star in the making and becomes her manager, which raises concerns for Marge about his fidelity.

6739 have watched this episode

s03e21 / Black Widower

10th Apr '92 - 12:00am
Black Widower

Selma decides to marry her prison pen-pal, Sideshow Bob. When he gets out of prison, he convinces the Simpson family that he has changed for the better, but Bart remains skeptical and is determined to find out what Sideshow Bob is really up to.

6731 have watched this episode

s03e22 / The Otto Show

24th Apr '92 - 12:00am
The Otto Show

Bart invites Otto the school bus driver to stay at his house when Otto loses his job after it is discovered that he doesn't have a driver's license.

6724 have watched this episode

s03e23 / Bart's Friend Falls in Love

8th May '92 - 12:00am
Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Bart gets jealous and decides to do something about it, when he discovers that Milhouse has a girlfriend and suddenly doesn't have as much time for him any more. Meanwhile Lisa worries about Homer's weight and convinces Marge to order some subliminal weight loss tapes, instead Homer's vocabulary improves dramatically when subliminal vocabulary tapes are mislabeled and sent on accident.

6726 have watched this episode

s03e24 / Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

28th Aug '92 - 12:00am
Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Homer's half-brother Herb Powell returns. After Homer wrecked his car company, Herb now lives as a bum, but with a little help from Maggie, and financial support from Homer, he thinks he has come up with an invention that will put him back on top.

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