Two and a Half Men
Season 7

s07e01 / 818-jklpuzo

22nd Sep '09 - 1:00am

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

7674 have watched this episode

s07e02 / Whipped Unto the Third Generation

29th Sep '09 - 1:00am
Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

7672 have watched this episode

s07e03 / Mmm, fish. Yum.

6th Oct '09 - 1:00am
Mmm, fish. Yum.

Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. A photo Charlie would rather be kept private provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

7672 have watched this episode

s07e04 / Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

13th Oct '09 - 1:00am
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

7671 have watched this episode

s07e05 / For the Sake of the Child

20th Oct '09 - 1:00am
For the Sake of the Child

After being embarrassed in public, Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan.

7668 have watched this episode

s07e06 / Give Me Your Thumb

3rd Nov '09 - 2:00am
Give Me Your Thumb

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie.

7663 have watched this episode

s07e07 / Untainted by Filth

10th Nov '09 - 2:00am
Untainted by Filth

Charlie and Alan awaken to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

7662 have watched this episode

s07e08 / Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

17th Nov '09 - 2:00am
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

7664 have watched this episode

s07e09 / Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

24th Nov '09 - 2:00am
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

7663 have watched this episode

s07e10 / That's Why They Call It Ball Room

8th Dec '09 - 2:00am
That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

7661 have watched this episode

s07e11 / Warning, It's Dirty

15th Dec '09 - 2:00am
Warning, It's Dirty

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.

7661 have watched this episode

s07e12 / Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

12th Jan '10 - 2:00am
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

In order to woo his ex-girlfriend, Jake begins writing love songs, while Herb and Alan attempt to hide their secret friendship from the watchful eye of Judith.

7663 have watched this episode

s07e13 / Yay, No Polyps!

19th Jan '10 - 2:00am
Yay, No Polyps!

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

7666 have watched this episode

s07e14 / Crude and Uncalled For

2nd Feb '10 - 2:00am
Crude and Uncalled For

Strange things occurs when Alan winds up in jail because of a bar fight, and Charlie begins to worry that Chelsea might be "too interested" in the lawyer who takes the case.

7663 have watched this episode

s07e15 / Aye, Aye, Captain

9th Feb '10 - 2:00am
Aye, Aye, Captain

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship may be destroyed by Charlie's jealousy.

7661 have watched this episode

s07e16 / Tinkle Like a Princess

2nd Mar '10 - 2:00am
Tinkle Like a Princess

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

7661 have watched this episode

s07e17 / I Found Your Moustache

9th Mar '10 - 2:00am
I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

7660 have watched this episode

s07e18 / Ixnay on the Oggie Day

23rd Mar '10 - 1:00am
Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

7661 have watched this episode

s07e19 / Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

13th Apr '10 - 1:00am
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

7662 have watched this episode

s07e20 / I Called Him Magoo

11th May '10 - 1:00am
I Called Him Magoo

Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, while Charlie tries another tack at getting a "girlfriend experience".

7661 have watched this episode

s07e21 / Gumby with a Poke

18th May '10 - 1:00am
Gumby with a Poke

Charlie is haunted by ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are taking a road trip.

7659 have watched this episode

s07e22 / This Is Not Gonna End Well

25th May '10 - 1:00am
This Is Not Gonna End Well

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

7661 have watched this episode
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