Two and a Half Men
Season 1

s01e01 / Pilot

23rd Sep '03 - 1:00am
Pilot

Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in with him.

8121 have watched this episode

s01e02 / Big Flappy Bastards

30th Sep '03 - 1:00am
Big Flappy Bastards

Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake while Alan attempts to get Judith back.

8106 have watched this episode

s01e03 / Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

7th Oct '03 - 1:00am
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Alan fears he is losing his son and goes drinking with Charlie.

8085 have watched this episode

s01e04 / If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

14th Oct '03 - 1:00am
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.

8077 have watched this episode

s01e05 / The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

21st Oct '03 - 1:00am
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie having encounters with some sexy soccer moms.

8071 have watched this episode

s01e06 / Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

28th Oct '03 - 2:00am
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Charlie and Evelyn are dating members of the same family.

8061 have watched this episode

s01e07 / If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

4th Nov '03 - 2:00am
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl.

8057 have watched this episode

s01e08 / Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

11th Nov '03 - 2:00am
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining he and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

8053 have watched this episode

s01e09 / Phase One, Complete

18th Nov '03 - 2:00am
Phase One, Complete

Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.

8049 have watched this episode

s01e10 / Merry Thanksgiving

25th Nov '03 - 2:00am
Merry Thanksgiving

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

8044 have watched this episode

s01e11 / Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

16th Dec '03 - 2:00am
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think he's as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

8042 have watched this episode

s01e12 / Camel Filters + Pheromones

6th Jan '04 - 2:00am
Camel Filters + Pheromones

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

8043 have watched this episode

s01e13 / Sara Like Puny Alan

13th Jan '04 - 2:00am
Sara Like Puny Alan

Needing him for a double date with a pair of sisters, Charlie tries to nurse a flu-ridden Alan back to health.

8043 have watched this episode

s01e14 / I Can't Afford Hyenas

3rd Feb '04 - 2:00am
I Can't Afford Hyenas

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

8043 have watched this episode

s01e15 / Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

10th Feb '04 - 2:00am
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

8040 have watched this episode

s01e16 / That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

17th Feb '04 - 2:00am
That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

8038 have watched this episode

s01e17 / Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

24th Feb '04 - 2:00am
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

8035 have watched this episode

s01e18 / An Old Flame With a New Wick

2nd Mar '04 - 2:00am
An Old Flame With a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man... and dating his mom.

8034 have watched this episode

s01e19 / I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

23rd Mar '04 - 2:00am
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

8032 have watched this episode

s01e20 / Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

20th Apr '04 - 1:00am
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing, so she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist, which Alan is hesitant to do.

8033 have watched this episode

s01e21 / No Sniffing, No Wowing

4th May '04 - 1:00am
No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

8031 have watched this episode

s01e22 / My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

11th May '04 - 1:00am
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

8031 have watched this episode

s01e23 / Just Like Buffalo

18th May '04 - 1:00am
Just Like Buffalo

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

8032 have watched this episode

s01e24 / Can You Feel My Finger?

25th May '04 - 1:00am
Can You Feel My Finger?

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

8032 have watched this episode
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