Two and a Half Men
Season 9

s09e01 / Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

20th Sep '11 - 1:00am
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Alan and Jake meet Internet entrepreneur Walden Schmidt.

8309 have watched this episode

s09e02 / People Who Love Peepholes

27th Sep '11 - 1:00am
People Who Love Peepholes

Walden moves into Charlie's Malibu home as the new owner and Alan leaves, moving in temporarily with his mother. Walden is determined to get back with his wife and he takes Alan along for help.

8220 have watched this episode

s09e03 / Big Girls Don't Throw Food

4th Oct '11 - 1:00am
Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget. Meanwhile, Jake hopes to replicate Walden's success by dropping out of school.

8246 have watched this episode

s09e04 / Nine Magic Fingers

11th Oct '11 - 1:00am
Nine Magic Fingers

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

8201 have watched this episode

s09e05 / A Giant Cat Holding Churro

18th Oct '11 - 1:00am
A Giant Cat Holding Churro

Alan isn't thrilled when he learns of Lyndsey's adult film, so Walden hosts a party to lift his spirits.

8168 have watched this episode

s09e06 / The Squat and The Hover

25th Oct '11 - 1:00am
The Squat and The Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

8136 have watched this episode

s09e07 / Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

1st Nov '11 - 1:00am
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

8147 have watched this episode

s09e08 / Thanks for the Intercourse

8th Nov '11 - 2:00am
Thanks for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

8153 have watched this episode

s09e09 / Frodo's Headshots

15th Nov '11 - 2:00am
Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

8125 have watched this episode

s09e10 / A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

22nd Nov '11 - 2:00am
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

8115 have watched this episode

s09e11 / A Lovely Landing Strip

6th Dec '11 - 2:00am
A Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

8148 have watched this episode

s09e12 / One False Move, Zimbabwe!

13th Dec '11 - 2:00am
One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden\'s mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden\'s past that sends him into a downward spiral.

8120 have watched this episode

s09e13 / Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

3rd Jan '12 - 2:00am
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden is shocked when his mother and ex-wife team up to take over his company, for his own good. Walden seeks advice from Zoey and decides to ask Alan for help, but Bridget and Robin see Alan as a weak link and go after him.

8254 have watched this episode

s09e14 / A Possum on Chemo

17th Jan '12 - 2:00am
A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship.

8238 have watched this episode

s09e15 / The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

7th Feb '12 - 2:00am
The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta\'s special brownies.

8598 have watched this episode

s09e16 / Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy

14th Feb '12 - 2:00am
Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

8519 have watched this episode

s09e17 / Not In My Mouth

21st Feb '12 - 2:00am
Not In My Mouth

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

8483 have watched this episode

s09e18 / The War Against Gingivitis

28th Feb '12 - 2:00am
The War Against Gingivitis

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden\'s estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.

8394 have watched this episode

s09e19 / Palmdale, Ech

20th Mar '12 - 1:00am
Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party.

8448 have watched this episode

s09e20 / Grandma's Pie

10th Apr '12 - 1:00am
Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

8485 have watched this episode

s09e21 / Mr. Hose Says \'Yes\'

17th Apr '12 - 1:00am
Mr. Hose Says \'Yes\'

Walden\'s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

8455 have watched this episode

s09e22 / Why We Gave Up Women

1st May '12 - 1:00am
Why We Gave Up Women

After suffering a minor heart attack Alan is visited by Charlie\'s ghost while in the hospital.

8473 have watched this episode

s09e23 / The Straw In My Donut Hole

8th May '12 - 1:00am
The Straw In My Donut Hole

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn\'t so sure it\'s deserved.

8463 have watched this episode

s09e24 / Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

15th May '12 - 1:00am
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

8431 have watched this episode
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