Two and a Half Men
Season 5

s05e01 / Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

25th Sep '07 - 1:00am
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he advances to junior high. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

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s05e02 / Media Room Slash Dungeon

2nd Oct '07 - 1:00am
Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

7841 have watched this episode

s05e03 / Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

9th Oct '07 - 1:00am
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak to her again.

7840 have watched this episode

s05e04 / City of Great Racks

16th Oct '07 - 1:00am
City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

7838 have watched this episode

s05e05 / Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

23rd Oct '07 - 1:00am
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject.

7836 have watched this episode

s05e06 / Help Daddy Find His Toenail

30th Oct '07 - 1:00am
Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

7836 have watched this episode

s05e07 / The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

6th Nov '07 - 2:00am
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

7835 have watched this episode

s05e08 / Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

13th Nov '07 - 2:00am
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes a childrens song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

7835 have watched this episode

s05e09 / Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

20th Nov '07 - 2:00am
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

7839 have watched this episode

s05e10 / Kinda Like Necrophilia

27th Nov '07 - 2:00am
Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

7832 have watched this episode

s05e11 / Meander to Your Dander

18th Mar '08 - 1:00am
Meander to Your Dander

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

7829 have watched this episode

s05e12 / A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

25th Mar '08 - 1:00am
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse for an ill Charlie. Alan feels Jake pulling away from him.

7830 have watched this episode

s05e13 / The Soil is Moist

1st Apr '08 - 1:00am
The Soil is Moist

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

7830 have watched this episode

s05e14 / Winky-Dink Time

15th Apr '08 - 1:00am
Winky-Dink Time

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

7829 have watched this episode

s05e15 / Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)

22nd Apr '08 - 1:00am
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

7828 have watched this episode

s05e16 / Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

29th Apr '08 - 1:00am
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister, Courtney.

7830 have watched this episode

s05e17 / Fish in a Drawer

6th May '08 - 1:00am
Fish in a Drawer

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

7831 have watched this episode

s05e18 / If My Hole Could Talk

13th May '08 - 1:00am
If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan's insistance that Jake complete his Taming of the Shrew book report is hampered by Jake's continually losing the book.

7830 have watched this episode

s05e19 / Waiting for the Right Snapper

20th May '08 - 1:00am
Waiting for the Right Snapper

When Charlie meets the fiancée of Angie's grown-up son, he realizes it's not for the first time. Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.

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