Two and a Half Men
Season 2

s02e01 / Back Off Mary Poppins

21st Sep '04 - 1:00am
Back Off Mary Poppins

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

8201 have watched this episode

s02e02 / Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

28th Sep '04 - 1:00am
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

8203 have watched this episode

s02e03 / A Bag Full of Jawea

5th Oct '04 - 1:00am
A Bag Full of Jawea

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher the finger by romancing her, but his attempts fail every time.

8201 have watched this episode

s02e04 / Go Get Mommy's Bra

12th Oct '04 - 1:00am
Go Get Mommy's Bra

Jake is very impressed with his mother's new boyfriend, which annoys Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince she's trying to sell a house to.

8198 have watched this episode

s02e05 / Bad News from the Clinic

19th Oct '04 - 1:00am
Bad News from the Clinic

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

8198 have watched this episode

s02e06 / The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

26th Oct '04 - 1:00am
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

8197 have watched this episode

s02e07 / A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

9th Nov '04 - 2:00am
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

8197 have watched this episode

s02e08 / Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

16th Nov '04 - 2:00am
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.

8196 have watched this episode

s02e09 / Yes, Monsignor

23rd Nov '04 - 2:00am
Yes, Monsignor

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he reconnects with his old girlfriend Lisa, now a divorce with a child; Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school

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s02e10 / The Salmon Under My Sweater

30th Nov '04 - 2:00am
The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose when he spends more time with her.

8195 have watched this episode

s02e11 / Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

14th Dec '04 - 2:00am
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

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s02e12 / A Lungful of Alan

4th Jan '05 - 2:00am
A Lungful of Alan

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

8189 have watched this episode

s02e13 / Zejdz z Moich Wlosw [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]

18th Jan '05 - 2:00am
Zejdz z Moich Wlosw [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]

Alan invites Judith to stay at Charlie's place after an earthquake, but soon feels jealous when she has a date and begs Charlie to find him one, too.

8188 have watched this episode

s02e14 / Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

1st Feb '05 - 2:00am
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

The brothers throw out their mother after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake, and when she lands in the hospital they're not sure if it's genuine or a ploy to get back their affection.

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s02e15 / Smell the Umbrella Stand

8th Feb '05 - 2:00am
Smell the Umbrella Stand

Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

8188 have watched this episode

s02e16 / Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

15th Feb '05 - 2:00am
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds it more taxing than he imagined. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, Charlie doesn't fare much better.

8186 have watched this episode

s02e17 / Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

22nd Feb '05 - 2:00am
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the hospital, where he keeps hitting on his doctor, unaware he's dated her before; Berta is fed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly

8187 have watched this episode

s02e18 / It Was Mame, Mom

8th Mar '05 - 2:00am
It Was Mame, Mom

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner, but then meets Eric's gorgeous ex-wife.

8188 have watched this episode

s02e19 / A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

22nd Mar '05 - 2:00am
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

8186 have watched this episode

s02e20 / I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

19th Apr '05 - 1:00am
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

8184 have watched this episode

s02e21 / A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

3rd May '05 - 1:00am
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a "dead guy". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

8184 have watched this episode

s02e22 / That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

10th May '05 - 1:00am
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

When Evelyn buys Alan a sports car, Charlie warns she'll expect payback, which she gets by forcing Alan to agree to accompany her on a blind double-date.

8182 have watched this episode

s02e23 / Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

17th May '05 - 1:00am
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

8185 have watched this episode

s02e24 / Does This Smell Funny to You?

24th May '05 - 1:00am
Does This Smell Funny to You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife. Meanwhile, Jake has to read a paper to his class.

8183 have watched this episode
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