A mentally challenged child has strange powers.

Diane receives a rejection letter from a literary magazine, touting her work as promising. Sam believes that he would receive the same letter if he sent a poem in to the same magazine. But when his work is accepted, Diane goes all-out to prove his poem was plagiarized.

After the Colonel makes Renandeacute; promise not to hang out with the Randeacute;sistance anymore, Herr Flickandacute;s sausage (containing the forgery of the Fallen Madonna) is kidnapped by the Communist Randeacute;sistance. The Colonel and the Captain are anxious that it doesnandacute;t come out that they have switched the paintings, and order Renandeacute; to come up with the ransom, which Edith gets from Monsieur Alphonse.
The ransom is to be left by Renandeacute; and his staff, dressed as German soldiers. But the whole thing is watched by German soldiers dressed as French policemen, the Gestapo dressed as French Randeacute;sistance girls, and the Colonel and the Captain dressed as trees. And of course, Lieutenant Gruber stumbles upon the meeting, and his dog canandacute;t help but chase the sausage.