A Touch of Cloth is an all-encompassing parody of every police procedural ever written. DCI Jack Cloth is a maverick, heavy drinking loner who has thrown himself into his work following the mysterious death of his wife. The damaged, haunted Cloth is teamed with plucky no-nonsense sidekick DC Anne Oldman.
Together the pair investigate a series of increasingly grisly murders and find themselves on the trail of a devious hugger. As you do. If you're a detective.