John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school is brought in.

Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.