We hope you enjoyed the three-hour ferry to New England's best-kept secret! Ignore the warnings about the fog. Everything's fine.

Cherish the historical charm of our local inn, which Mayor Loftis will prove is safe by spending a night there alone.

It's time for the annual beach opening. Lay out a towel as the mayor "tests the waters". Unrelated: Do not pick up hitchhikers.

Make sure you pack a good read for the beach! (We do not recommend self-help books on the island.)