Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.

The Conners Season 5 Episodes...

• s05e01 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
• s05e02 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
• s05e03 - Driving, Dating and Deceit
• s05e04 - Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
• s05e05 - A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
• s05e06 - Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
• s05e07 - Take This Job and Shove It Twice
• s05e08 - Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
• s05e09 - Crumbs and Couch Surfers
• s05e10 - The Dog Days of Christmas
• s05e11 - Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
• s05e12 - Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
• s05e13 - New Pipes and Old Secrets
• s05e14 - Adding Insult to Injury
• s05e15 - Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
• s05e16 - Hiding In and Moving Out
• s05e17 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
• s05e18 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip
• s05e19 - Text Thread and the Marital Bed
• s05e20 - What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
• s05e21 - Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
• s05e22 - The Grad Finale

The Conners Show Summary

The Conners are a working-class family, struggling to get by on a limited household income who, after a sudden turn of events, are forced to face the daily struggles of life in their home in the drab fictional mid-state exurb of Lanford, Illinois in a way they never have before.