House of Payne
Season 4

s04e01 / Driving Me Crazy

5th Jun '08 - 2:00am
Driving Me Crazy

Claretha blows a gasket when her car is stolen. Meanwhile, Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew, whose outwardly innocent disposition belies a mean spirit.

17 have watched this episode

s04e02 / Reunited and It Don't Feel Good

5th Jun '08 - 2:30am
Reunited and It Don't Feel Good

Curtis and Ella get set to attend a college reunion---only to discover an ex-flame authored a candid book about collegiate "sextracurricular" activities. Meanwhile, CJ faces the challenge of caring for the children by himself.

17 have watched this episode

s04e03 / What the?

5th Jun '08 - 2:00am
What the?

Jazmine gets into trouble for saying h*** with her aunt Ella at home and at school then Ella wonders where did she get that kind of language from and discovers that Curtis is the one using profanity. Later Curtis and Jazmine end up writing "I will not use profanity anymore" 500 times. Then Ella uses profanity and Curtis made her write.

17 have watched this episode

s04e04 / Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

5th Jun '08 - 2:00am
Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

17 have watched this episode

s04e05 / How Do You Spell... It's All About Me

12th Jun '08 - 2:00am
How Do You Spell... It's All About Me

Jazmine tries to make the grade in a spelling bee, and Malik gives her an assist in trying to dethrone the reigning champion. Elsewhere, Curtis comes to suspect that Ella is having an affair.

16 have watched this episode

s04e06 / AndCut!

12th Jun '08 - 2:00am
AndCut!

Ella puts a plan into motion to increase quality family time: She forbids the clan from using the TV and radio for two weeks. Before long, subsequent family conversations reveal a shocking discovery about CJ. Elsewhere, a popular film actor prepares for a role by frequenting the local barbershop.

17 have watched this episode

s04e07 / Old School vs. New School

19th Jun '08 - 2:00am
Old School vs. New School

The Paynes celebrate Malik's birthday, but their planned party for him might not meet the lad's high expectations. Elsewhere, hair-raising financial strain at the barbershop may mean the end of Calvin's job.

17 have watched this episode

s04e08 / Fire and Desire

19th Jun '08 - 2:00am
Fire and Desire

Ella's extreme mood swings alarm the gang, particularly Claretha, who concludes that menopause is the culprit. Meanwhile, Malik is a rebel with a cause: He turns bad in order to win over his dream girl.

17 have watched this episode

s04e09 / Unsung Heroes

26th Jun '08 - 2:00am
Unsung Heroes

Calvin and his posse decide to throw a surprise bash for a buddy returning from the Iraq War. Elsewhere, Malik pens an essay on a role model---but who will be his subject?

17 have watched this episode

s04e10 / Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

26th Jun '08 - 2:00am
Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Malik and Jazmine learn about the art of money management when Curtis puts them to work at the firehouse's charity food drive. In other developments, CJ tries to evade a female stalker.

17 have watched this episode

s04e11 / True Lies

3rd Jul '08 - 2:00am
True Lies

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

17 have watched this episode

s04e12 / That Sounds Sweet

3rd Jul '08 - 2:00am
That Sounds Sweet

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

17 have watched this episode

s04e13 / Meet the Lucases

10th Jul '08 - 2:00am
Meet the Lucases

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

17 have watched this episode

s04e14 / Out on a Limb

10th Jul '08 - 2:00am
Out on a Limb

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

16 have watched this episode

s04e15 / Can't Buy Me Love

17th Jul '08 - 2:00am
Can't Buy Me Love

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

17 have watched this episode

s04e16 / To Have and to Hold

17th Jul '08 - 2:00am
To Have and to Hold

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

17 have watched this episode
Premium Upgrade
Share Visit
Share Visit