House of Payne
Season 7

s07e01 / Payneful Resolution Resolution

31st Mar '11 - 12:00am
Payneful Resolution Resolution

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

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s07e02 / Growing Paynes

31st Mar '11 - 12:30am
Growing Paynes

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

17 have watched this episode

s07e03 / Payne Protection

7th Apr '11 - 12:00am
Payne Protection

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

18 have watched this episode

s07e04 / Payneful Visit

7th Apr '11 - 12:00am
Payneful Visit

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

18 have watched this episode

s07e05 / Where There's a Will, There's a Way

14th Apr '11 - 12:00am
Where There's a Will, There's a Way

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

17 have watched this episode

s07e06 / Epic Fail

14th Apr '11 - 12:00am
Epic Fail

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

17 have watched this episode

s07e07 / Praying for Attention

21st Apr '11 - 12:00am
Praying for Attention

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

18 have watched this episode

s07e08 / Shout Out

21st Apr '11 - 12:00am
Shout Out

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

17 have watched this episode

s07e09 / Love Thy Neighbor

28th Apr '11 - 12:00am
Love Thy Neighbor

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

16 have watched this episode

s07e10 / Dream Girls

28th Apr '11 - 12:00am
Dream Girls

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

17 have watched this episode

s07e11 / A Payneful Night Out

5th May '11 - 12:00am
A Payneful Night Out

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

17 have watched this episode

s07e12 / Payneful Assistance

5th May '11 - 12:00am
Payneful Assistance

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

16 have watched this episode

s07e13 / House of Awkward

12th May '11 - 12:00am
House of Awkward

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

17 have watched this episode

s07e14 / Brain Payne

12th May '11 - 12:00am
Brain Payne

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

17 have watched this episode

s07e15 / Foster Paynes

19th May '11 - 12:00am
Foster Paynes

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

17 have watched this episode

s07e16 / Talented Paynes

19th May '11 - 12:00am
Talented Paynes

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

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s07e17 / Going, Going, Gone

26th May '11 - 12:00am
Going, Going, Gone

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

17 have watched this episode

s07e18 / Mother's Day Out

2nd Jun '11 - 12:00am
Mother's Day Out

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

17 have watched this episode

s07e19 / So Hard to Say Goodbye

9th Jun '11 - 12:00am
So Hard to Say Goodbye

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

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s07e20 / Payneful Rescue

16th Jun '11 - 12:00am
Payneful Rescue

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

17 have watched this episode

s07e21 / A Mother's Payne

22nd Oct '11 - 12:00am
A Mother's Payne

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

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s07e22 / Up from the Ashes

22nd Oct '11 - 12:00am
Up from the Ashes

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

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s07e23 / The Payne Gang

29th Oct '11 - 12:00am
The Payne Gang

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

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s07e24 / The Gifted and the Grout

29th Oct '11 - 12:00am
The Gifted and the Grout

A teacher tries to help Deshawn by suggesting he enter the gifted program. Meanwhile, Calvin and Miranda enlist a contractor to revamp their condominium.

17 have watched this episode

s07e25 / Do the Fight Thing

5th Nov '11 - 12:00am
Do the Fight Thing

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

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s07e26 / 1096

5th Nov '11 - 12:00am
1096

CJ fails to remember Janine's three-year sober anniversary. Meanwhile, Deshawn is given an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

16 have watched this episode

s07e27 / Number Five's Fight

12th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Number Five's Fight

Tempers potentially flame up when CJ is forced to lay off firefighters because of budget cuts. Meanwhile, Calvin and Miranda are moving on up-they hope to move upstairs, stirring up household tension in the process.

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s07e28 / The Best Surprise

12th Nov '11 - 1:00am
The Best Surprise

Calvin and Miranda set out to throw a birthday bash for Calvin Jr. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella square off against the homeowner association.

17 have watched this episode

s07e29 / Working Paynes

19th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Working Paynes

CJ hires Calvin, but Calvin's job performance fails to impress. Meanwhile, a bored Curtis brushes off retirement by taking up painting.

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s07e30 / Curtis Jefferson

19th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Curtis Jefferson

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

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s07e31 / Dead Wrong

26th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Dead Wrong

CJ investigates the firefighters' response time; Miranda struggles with her unemployment.

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s07e32 / The Rich and Payneless

26th Nov '11 - 1:00am
The Rich and Payneless

Ella's celeb friend arrives; Calvin is allowed supervised visits with Calvin Jr.

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s07e33 / Mentoring Paynes

3rd Dec '11 - 1:00am
Mentoring Paynes

Janine serves as a mentor to a girl while Ella and Curtis become Deshawn's foster parents.

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s07e34 / Roommate Paynes

3rd Dec '11 - 1:00am
Roommate Paynes

CJ and Janine balk when Malik gets a female roommate. Elsewhere, Claretha experiments with alternative cancer treatments.

17 have watched this episode

s07e35 / Pledging Paynes

31st Dec '11 - 1:00am
Pledging Paynes

Malik gets hazed.

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s07e36 / Help Me, Ella

31st Dec '11 - 1:00am
Help Me, Ella

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik gives careful thought about dropping out.

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s07e37 / Paynefully Fit

7th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Paynefully Fit

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

17 have watched this episode

s07e38 / Do the Hustle

7th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Do the Hustle

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

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s07e39 / No More Payne

14th Jan '12 - 1:00am
No More Payne

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

17 have watched this episode

s07e40 / God Bless the Paynes

14th Jan '12 - 1:00am
God Bless the Paynes

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

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s07e41 / Do Or Die

21st Jan '12 - 1:00am
Do Or Die

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's.

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s07e42 / R.I.P - Rest In Payne

21st Jan '12 - 1:00am
R.I.P - Rest In Payne

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down.

17 have watched this episode

s07e43 / Payne-ful Survival

28th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Payne-ful Survival

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

17 have watched this episode

s07e44 / Payneful Recovery

28th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Payneful Recovery

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

17 have watched this episode

s07e45 / House of Nightmares

4th Feb '12 - 1:00am
House of Nightmares

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

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s07e46 / In Payne

4th Feb '12 - 1:00am
In Payne

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

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s07e47 / Payback

11th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Payback

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

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s07e48 / Daddy Day Scare

11th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Daddy Day Scare

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

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s07e49 / Pills and Thrills

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Pills and Thrills

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

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s07e50 / Scars of Payne

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Scars of Payne

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

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s07e51 / Payne vs. Payne

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Payne vs. Payne

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

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s07e52 / Guess Who Came to Breakfast

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Guess Who Came to Breakfast

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

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s07e53 / House of Forced Closure

3rd Mar '12 - 1:00am
House of Forced Closure

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

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s07e54 / If It Ain't Broke

3rd Mar '12 - 1:00am
If It Ain't Broke

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

17 have watched this episode

s07e55 / Neighborhood Crisis

10th Mar '12 - 1:30am
Neighborhood Crisis

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

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s07e56 / Down for the Count

10th Mar '12 - 1:00am
Down for the Count

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

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s07e57 / Stop, Drop, and Roll

12th May '12 - 12:00am
Stop, Drop, and Roll

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

17 have watched this episode

s07e58 / No Pass, No Play

12th May '12 - 12:30am
No Pass, No Play

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

16 have watched this episode

s07e59 / Payneful Injection

19th May '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Injection

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

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s07e60 / Batter Up

19th May '12 - 12:30am
Batter Up

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J'.s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

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s07e61 / Payneful Matrimony

26th May '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Matrimony

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

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s07e62 / What You Know About Me

26th May '12 - 12:30am
What You Know About Me

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

16 have watched this episode

s07e63 / Right Turn

2nd Jun '12 - 12:00am
Right Turn

A cranky firefighter has his life and home turned upside-down when his nephew and his family are forced to move in leaving the home very crowded.

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s07e64 / The Loan Ranger

2nd Jun '12 - 12:30am
The Loan Ranger

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

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s07e65 / Payneful Divorce

9th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Divorce

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

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s07e66 / Up to the Challenge

9th Jun '12 - 12:30am
Up to the Challenge

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

16 have watched this episode

s07e67 / House of Sabotage

16th Jun '12 - 12:00am
House of Sabotage

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

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s07e68 / Payneful Pop In

16th Jun '12 - 12:30am
Payneful Pop In

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

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s07e69 / House of OMG

23rd Jun '12 - 12:00am
House of OMG

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

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s07e70 / Keep it Moving

23rd Jun '12 - 12:30am
Keep it Moving

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

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s07e71 / Bake, Rattle and Roll

30th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Bake, Rattle and Roll

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

16 have watched this episode

s07e72 / Dodging Bullies

30th Jun '12 - 12:30am
Dodging Bullies

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

16 have watched this episode

s07e73 / Payneful Distance

7th Jul '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Distance

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

17 have watched this episode

s07e74 / Not in the Cards

7th Jul '12 - 12:30am
Not in the Cards

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

17 have watched this episode

s07e75 / All Work and No Play

21st Jul '12 - 12:00am
All Work and No Play

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

17 have watched this episode

s07e76 / Amazing Matriarchs

21st Jul '12 - 12:30am
Amazing Matriarchs

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

17 have watched this episode

s07e77 / The First Dance

28th Jul '12 - 12:00am
The First Dance

Jazmine attends a dance and takes a boy for the first time.

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s07e78 / 250th Episode: The Invention of Trust

28th Jul '12 - 12:30am
250th Episode: The Invention of Trust

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

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s07e79 / Payneful Realization

4th Aug '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Realization

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

18 have watched this episode

s07e80 / Trial and Tribulation

4th Aug '12 - 12:30am
Trial and Tribulation

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

18 have watched this episode

s07e81 / The Call Back

11th Aug '12 - 12:00am
The Call Back

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

17 have watched this episode

s07e82 / All's Well

11th Aug '12 - 12:30am
All's Well

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

17 have watched this episode
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