House of Payne
Season 2

s02e01 / Bully and the Beast

7th Jun '07 - 2:00am
Bully and the Beast

While Janine proceeds to become more unaccountable and less reliable, Malik is being bullied at school

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s02e02 / I Can Cry If I Want To

7th Jun '07 - 2:30am
I Can Cry If I Want To

While the family contrives a surprise 50th birthday bash for Curtis, C.J. moves in with Ella and Curtis when his house burns down.

18 have watched this episode

s02e03 / More Than Meets the Eye

14th Jun '07 - 2:00am
More Than Meets the Eye

While Jazmine misses her toys and friends, C.J. has suspicions Janine is cheating on him and is concerned about her unsettled behavior.

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s02e04 / Busted

14th Jun '07 - 2:00am
Busted

While Calvin sells "replica" designer items Janine's drug abuse is official.

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s02e05 / Lost and Found

21st Jun '07 - 2:00am
Lost and Found

While Curtis goes to anger management class, C.J. looks for Janine.

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s02e06 / Down and Outted

21st Jun '07 - 2:00am
Down and Outted

C.J is dispirited about his life and his wife. Curtis sees Malik wearing a tutu.

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s02e07 / No Money, Mo'Problems

28th Jun '07 - 2:00am
No Money, Mo'Problems

While Calvin shows off "his" house to a girl C.J. puts Janine in rehab after accepting money from Curtis.

19 have watched this episode

s02e08 / Just Say No

28th Jun '07 - 2:00am
Just Say No

While the firefighters have a "Sick Out" Jazmine is stirred by a "Say No to Drugs" seminar at school.

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s02e09 / Surprise, Surprise

5th Jul '07 - 2:00am
Surprise, Surprise

Janine's righteous parents come to the Payne's household looking for her. CJ informs them of her serious personal issues.

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s02e10 / Father Knows Best

5th Jul '07 - 2:00am
Father Knows Best

Janine's parents file for custody of Jazmine and Malik. Meanwhile, Curtis' firehouse wins an award for fastest response time, leading to their fastest truck being stolen.

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s02e11 / I Keep Coming Up Short

12th Jul '07 - 2:00am
I Keep Coming Up Short

While CJ attempts to guard off creditors, Curtis who has intimacy troubles with Ella, looks for help from the firehouse gang and from his anger management coach.

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s02e12 / The Buck Stops Here

12th Jul '07 - 2:00am
The Buck Stops Here

The firehouse guys fire up fund-raising concepts for charity--selling calendars. Jazmine, who is going out to sell candy for her school, receives commerce pointers from Calvin and makes a bundle. When the expected new firefighter turns out to be a woman, it stirs up their male-dominated world, starting with their calendar sales.


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s02e13 / Wax On, Wax Off

19th Jul '07 - 2:00am
Wax On, Wax Off

When Malik gets excessively consumed with taking showers, Ella worries that he has OCD. In the meantime with help from Curtis the firehouse crew gets ready for the annual inspection.

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s02e14 / Head of the Class

19th Jul '07 - 2:00am
Head of the Class

While Curtis and Ella enter in an art class jointly, Jazmine makes up her mind to enter politics by running for school president. 

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s02e15 / Paternity and Fraternity Part 1

26th Jul '07 - 2:00am
Paternity and Fraternity Part 1

While Malik is raising concern about the company he keeps, CJ's life is turned upside down when he finds out that he may have fathered another child.

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s02e16 / Paternity and Fraternity Part 2

26th Jul '07 - 2:00am
Paternity and Fraternity Part 2

The finding that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue.

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s02e17 / Cracking Under Pressure

2nd Aug '07 - 2:00am
Cracking Under Pressure

Janine comes back with friends in tow, simply to make off with belongings from the Payne home.

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s02e18 / Club PCP

2nd Aug '07 - 2:00am
Club PCP

Calvin throws a house party when the Paynes take a trip to Florida. But a fire might ruin his plans for a house party.

19 have watched this episode

s02e19 / Sadly Mistaken

9th Aug '07 - 2:00am
Sadly Mistaken

While Calvin screws up his efforts to cram for college test Ella becomes a victim of mistaken identity and is arrested.

18 have watched this episode

s02e20 / And Justice for All

9th Aug '07 - 2:00am
And Justice for All

In order to get out of jury duty Curtis wheels, deals, and spiels. Somewhere else Malik creates his Internet profile and dives into the computer dating pool.

19 have watched this episode

s02e21 / I Got the Hook Up

9th Aug '07 - 2:00am
I Got the Hook Up

Everyone attempts to thrust newly divorced CJ into the dating pool. In the meantime while an HIV positive woman volunteers at the help center, palpable tension heats up between Angel and Calvin.

18 have watched this episode

s02e22 / Absolutely Positive

16th Aug '07 - 2:00am
Absolutely Positive

While Calvin woos an HIV-positive woman, Curtis is unnerved about having to undergo a colonoscopy.

19 have watched this episode

s02e23 / Teacher's Pet

16th Aug '07 - 2:00am
Teacher's Pet

The school's attractive assistant principal pays a visit to the Payne home to investigate when Jazmine absconds with the class hamster. Soon after, young Malik develps a crush on the woman.

19 have watched this episode

s02e24 / The Perfect Storm

23rd Aug '07 - 2:00am
The Perfect Storm

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hist Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal

19 have watched this episode

s02e25 / Sad, Sad Leroy Brown Part 1

30th Aug '07 - 2:00am
Sad, Sad Leroy Brown Part 1

After a fire yields a neighbors' house unlivable, he moves in with the Paynes, but he soon emerges as an pestering houseguest. Somewhere else, Calvin discovers romance with a con artist.

19 have watched this episode

s02e26 / Sad, Sad Leroy Brown Part 2

23rd Aug '07 - 2:00am
Sad, Sad Leroy Brown Part 2

While Malik gets a tattoo that he shorty regrets, latent hostility intensifies between Curtis and Mr. Brown.

19 have watched this episode

s02e27 / Weeping May Endure For A Night

6th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Weeping May Endure For A Night

Mr. Brown decides to transform his late father's house into a senior center. Elsewhere, Calvin plans to launch an online-dating service after he endures a dreadful date.

19 have watched this episode

s02e28 / The Big Test

6th Sep '07 - 2:00am
The Big Test

C.J has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Somewhere else Jazmine cheats on a test.

19 have watched this episode

s02e29 / Balancing Act

13th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Balancing Act

CJ tries to balance going out on a date with Nicole and having a father-daughter day with Jazmine. Elsewhere, Jazmine reinvents her look in an effort to woo Malik's pal Kevin.

19 have watched this episode

s02e30 / Why Can't We Be Friends?

13th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Why Can't We Be Friends?

Jazmine, worried that her father's newfound romance will rip apart their family, plots to break CJ and Nicole up. Elsewhere, Curtis is tasked to clean the attic, but the old items stir sentimental memories---and keep him from throwing anything away.

19 have watched this episode

s02e31 / Dog Day Afternoon

20th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Dog Day Afternoon

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

19 have watched this episode

s02e32 / New Beginnings

20th Sep '07 - 2:00am
New Beginnings

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

19 have watched this episode

s02e33 / Heavy Petting

20th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Heavy Petting

When a old friend of CJ's turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes CJ and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime the Payne children push to get a pooch.

19 have watched this episode

s02e34 / The Fast and the Furious

20th Sep '07 - 2:00am
The Fast and the Furious

While a spat over a lottery game tests Claretha and Ella's friendship, Curtis gears up for traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.

19 have watched this episode

s02e35 / Gone in 60 Seconds

27th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Gone in 60 Seconds

While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do so.

19 have watched this episode

s02e36 / Lost Without U

27th Sep '07 - 2:00am
Lost Without U

A furious Ella kicks Curtis out of the house in the aftermath of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Held up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks the forgiveness of Ella. In the meantime, CJ and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested.

19 have watched this episode

s02e37 / I Rest My Case

27th Sep '07 - 2:00am
I Rest My Case

Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for their motorcycle accident.

20 have watched this episode
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