House of Payne
Season 8

s08e01 / A Mother's Payne

22nd Oct '11 - 12:00am
A Mother's Payne

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

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s08e02 / Up from the Ashes

22nd Oct '11 - 12:00am
Up from the Ashes

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

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s08e03 / The Payne Gang

29th Oct '11 - 12:00am
The Payne Gang

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

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s08e04 / The Gifted and the Grout

29th Oct '11 - 12:00am
The Gifted and the Grout

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

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s08e05 / Do the Fight Thing

5th Nov '11 - 12:00am
Do the Fight Thing

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

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s08e06 / 1096

5th Nov '11 - 12:00am
1096

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

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s08e07 / Number Five's Fight

12th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Number Five's Fight

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

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s08e08 / The Best Surprise

12th Nov '11 - 1:00am
The Best Surprise

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr'.s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

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s08e09 / Working Paynes

19th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Working Paynes

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

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s08e10 / Curtis Jefferson

19th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Curtis Jefferson

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

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s08e11 / Dead Wrong

26th Nov '11 - 1:00am
Dead Wrong

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

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s08e12 / The Rich and Payneless

26th Nov '11 - 1:00am
The Rich and Payneless

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

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s08e13 / Mentoring Paynes

3rd Dec '11 - 1:00am
Mentoring Paynes

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

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s08e14 / Roommate Paynes

3rd Dec '11 - 1:00am
Roommate Paynes

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

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s08e15 / Pledging Paynes

31st Dec '11 - 1:00am
Pledging Paynes

Malik gets hazed.

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s08e16 / Help Me, Ella

31st Dec '11 - 1:00am
Help Me, Ella

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

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s08e17 / Paynefully Fit

7th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Paynefully Fit

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

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s08e18 / Do the Hustle

7th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Do the Hustle

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

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s08e19 / No More Payne

14th Jan '12 - 1:00am
No More Payne

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

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s08e20 / God Bless the Paynes

14th Jan '12 - 1:00am
God Bless the Paynes

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

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s08e21 / Do Or Die

21st Jan '12 - 1:00am
Do Or Die

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

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s08e22 / R.I.P - Rest In Payne

21st Jan '12 - 1:00am
R.I.P - Rest In Payne

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

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s08e23 / Payneful Survival

28th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Payneful Survival

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

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s08e24 / Payneful Recovery

28th Jan '12 - 1:00am
Payneful Recovery

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

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s08e25 / House of Nightmares

4th Feb '12 - 1:00am
House of Nightmares

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

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s08e26 / In Payne

4th Feb '12 - 1:00am
In Payne

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

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s08e27 / Payback

11th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Payback

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

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s08e28 / Daddy Day Scare

11th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Daddy Day Scare

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

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s08e29 / Pills and Thrills

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Pills and Thrills

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

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s08e30 / Scars of Payne

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Scars of Payne

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

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s08e31 / Payne vs. Payne

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Payne vs. Payne

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

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s08e32 / Guess Who Came to Breakfast

18th Feb '12 - 1:00am
Guess Who Came to Breakfast

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

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s08e33 / House of Force Closure

13th Feb '12 - 1:00am
House of Force Closure

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

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s08e34 / If It Ain't Broke

4th Feb '12 - 1:00am
If It Ain't Broke

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

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s08e35 / Neighborhood Crisis

10th Mar '12 - 1:00am
Neighborhood Crisis

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

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s08e36 / Down for the Count

13th Mar '12 - 12:00am
Down for the Count

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

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s08e37 / Stop, Drop, and Roll

7th Apr '12 - 12:00am
Stop, Drop, and Roll

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

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s08e38 / No Pass, No Play

7th Apr '12 - 12:00am
No Pass, No Play

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

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s08e39 / Payneful Injection

19th May '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Injection

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

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s08e40 / Batter Up

19th May '12 - 12:00am
Batter Up

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J'.s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

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s08e41 / Payneful Matrimony

26th May '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Matrimony

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

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s08e42 / What You Know About Me

26th May '12 - 12:00am
What You Know About Me

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

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s08e43 / Right Turn

2nd Jun '12 - 12:00am
Right Turn

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

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s08e44 / The Loan Ranger

2nd Jun '12 - 12:00am
The Loan Ranger

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

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s08e45 / Payneful Divorce

9th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Divorce

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

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s08e46 / Up to the Challenge

9th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Up to the Challenge

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

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s08e47 / House of Sabotage

16th Jun '12 - 12:00am
House of Sabotage

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

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s08e48 / Payneful Pop In

16th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Pop In

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

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s08e49 / House of OMG

23rd Jun '12 - 12:00am
House of OMG

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

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s08e50 / Keep it Moving

23rd Jun '12 - 12:00am
Keep it Moving

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

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s08e51 / Bake, Rattle and Roll

30th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Bake, Rattle and Roll

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

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s08e52 / Dodging Bullies

30th Jun '12 - 12:00am
Dodging Bullies

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

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s08e53 / Payneful Distance

7th Jul '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Distance

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

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s08e54 / Not in the Cards

7th Jul '12 - 12:00am
Not in the Cards

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

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s08e55 / All Work and No Play

21st Jul '12 - 12:00am
All Work and No Play

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

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s08e56 / Amazing Matriarchs

21st Jul '12 - 12:00am
Amazing Matriarchs

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

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s08e57 / The First Dance

28th Jul '12 - 12:00am
The First Dance

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

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s08e58 / The Invention of Trust

28th Jul '12 - 12:00am
The Invention of Trust

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

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s08e59 / Payneful Realization

4th Aug '12 - 12:00am
Payneful Realization

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

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s08e60 / Trial and Tribulation

4th Aug '12 - 12:00am
Trial and Tribulation

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

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s08e61 / The Call Back

11th Aug '12 - 12:00am
The Call Back

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

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s08e62 / All's Well

11th Aug '12 - 12:00am
All's Well

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

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