A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots: In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give him a pass to Tokyo, and Henry will only grant the pass if Houlihan will get off his back, which she will do only if the guys throw a party for Frank's birthday, with a cake, and Radar will only help get the cake if he gets a date with Nurse Murphy, who will only date someone with a hair dryer, and Klinger won't give up the hair dryer unless he gets a section 8 (and Frank won't sign). Inevitably, the deal falls through, much to the Hawkeye's chagrin.
s02e01 - Divided We Stand
s02e02 - 5 O'Clock Charlie
s02e03 - Radar's Report
s02e04 - For the Good of the Outfit
s02e05 - Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
s02e06 - Kim
s02e07 - L.I.P.
s02e08 - The Trial of Henry Blake
s02e09 - Dear Dad... Three
s02e10 - The Sniper
s02e11 - Carry On Hawkeye
s02e12 - The Incubator
s02e13 - Deal Me Out
s02e14 - Hot Lips and Empty Arms
s02e15 - Officers Only
s02e16 - Henry in Love
s02e17 - For Want of a Boot
s02e18 - Operation Noselift
s02e19 - The Chosen People
s02e20 - As You Were
s02e21 - Crisis
s02e22 - George
s02e23 - Mail Call
s02e24 - A Smattering of Intelligence
The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the doctors, nurses, administrators, and soldiers often find ways of making wartime life bearable.