Roseanne
Season 3

s03e01 / The Test

19th Sep '90 - 12:00am
The Test

Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.

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s03e02 / Friends and Relatives

26th Sep '90 - 12:00am
Friends and Relatives

Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.

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s03e03 / Like, a Virgin

3rd Oct '90 - 12:00am
Like, a Virgin

Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.

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s03e04 / Like, a New Job

10th Oct '90 - 12:00am
Like, a New Job

Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.

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s03e05 / Goodbye, Mr. Right

16th Oct '90 - 12:00am
Goodbye, Mr. Right

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under DJ's bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.

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s03e06 / Becky, Beds and Boys

24th Oct '90 - 12:00am
Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.

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s03e07 / Trick or Treat

31st Oct '90 - 1:00am
Trick or Treat

Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.

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s03e08 / PMS, I Love You

7th Nov '90 - 1:00am
PMS, I Love You

Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

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s03e09 / Bird is the Word

14th Nov '90 - 1:00am
Bird is the Word

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo â- which makes her suddenly popular at school â- but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

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s03e10 / Dream Lover

28th Nov '90 - 1:00am
Dream Lover

Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.

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s03e11 / Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

5th Dec '90 - 1:00am
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel â- and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.

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s03e12 / Confessions

13th Dec '90 - 1:00am
Confessions

An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.

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s03e13 / The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

9th Jan '91 - 1:00am
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

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s03e14 / The Wedding

16th Jan '91 - 1:00am
The Wedding

Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.

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s03e15 / Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

23rd Jan '91 - 1:00am
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.

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s03e16 / Home-Ec

6th Feb '91 - 1:00am
Home-Ec

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

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s03e17 / Valentine's Day

13th Feb '91 - 1:00am
Valentine's Day

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.

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s03e18 / Communicable Theater

20th Feb '91 - 1:00am
Communicable Theater

Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.

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s03e19 / Vegas Interruptus

27th Feb '91 - 1:00am
Vegas Interruptus

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

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s03e20 / Her Boyfriend's Back

13th Mar '91 - 1:00am
Her Boyfriend's Back

Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend Mark borrow Dan's treasured motorcyle against his orders.

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s03e21 / Troubles with the Rubbles

27th Mar '91 - 1:00am
Troubles with the Rubbles

The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.

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s03e22 / Second Time Around

3rd Apr '91 - 1:00am
Second Time Around

Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.

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s03e23 / Dances with Darlene

1st May '91 - 12:00am
Dances with Darlene

Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance - but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.

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s03e24 / Scenes from a Barbecue

8th May '91 - 12:00am
Scenes from a Barbecue

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

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s03e25 / The Pied Piper of Lanford

15th May '91 - 12:00am
The Pied Piper of Lanford

Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.

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