Roseanne
Season 5

s05e01 / Terms of Estrangement (1)

16th Sep '92 - 12:00am
Terms of Estrangement (1)

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

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s05e02 / Terms of Estrangement (2)

23rd Sep '92 - 12:00am
Terms of Estrangement (2)

Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

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s05e03 / The Dark Ages

30th Sep '92 - 12:00am
The Dark Ages

The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

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s05e04 / Mommy Nearest

7th Oct '92 - 12:00am
Mommy Nearest

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.

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s05e05 / Pretty in Black

14th Oct '92 - 12:00am
Pretty in Black

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

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s05e06 / Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

21st Oct '92 - 12:00am
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

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s05e07 / Halloween IV

28th Oct '92 - 1:00am
Halloween IV

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home - and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

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s05e08 / Ladies' Choice

11th Nov '92 - 1:00am
Ladies' Choice

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

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s05e09 / Stand on Your Man

18th Nov '92 - 1:00am
Stand on Your Man

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

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s05e10 / Good Girls, Bad Girls

25th Nov '92 - 1:00am
Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly - who abandons her.

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s05e11 / Of Ice and Men

2nd Dec '92 - 1:00am
Of Ice and Men

D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

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s05e12 / No Place Like Home for the Holidays

16th Dec '92 - 1:00am
No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

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s05e13 / Crime and Punishment (1)

6th Jan '93 - 1:00am
Crime and Punishment (1)

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school - Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

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s05e14 / War and Peace (2)

13th Jan '93 - 1:00am
War and Peace (2)

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

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s05e15 / Lanford Daze

27th Jan '93 - 1:00am
Lanford Daze

Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

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s05e16 / Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

10th Feb '93 - 1:00am
Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry - and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

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s05e17 / First Cousin, Twice Removed

17th Feb '93 - 1:00am
First Cousin, Twice Removed

A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

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s05e18 / Lose a Job, Winnebago

24th Feb '93 - 1:00am
Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

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s05e19 / It's a Boy!

3rd Mar '93 - 1:00am
It's a Boy!

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

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s05e20 / It was Twenty Years Ago Today

10th Mar '93 - 1:00am
It was Twenty Years Ago Today

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

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s05e21 / Playing with Matches

24th Mar '93 - 1:00am
Playing with Matches

Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

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s05e22 / Promises, Promises

7th Apr '93 - 12:00am
Promises, Promises

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

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s05e23 / Glengarry, Glen Rosey

5th May '93 - 12:00am
Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.

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s05e24 / Tooth or Consequences

12th May '93 - 12:00am
Tooth or Consequences

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school รข- but David is rejected.

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s05e25 / Daughters and Other Strangers

19th May '93 - 12:00am
Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.

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