Homer gets a letter from the library telling him about an overdue book. He checked it out when Bart was born to have something to read his child. Lisa suggests that he read them some stories from it now. Homer starts by telling the tale of the
Odyssey
Homer is Odysseus, who delivers a Trojan horse to the King. After his troops are victorious, Odysseus ticks off the gods by refusing to make a sacrifice. They take their revenge upon him when they blow him and his crew off course, where they almost meet the Sirens and finally Circe, who turns his men into pigs. After Odysseus eats his men, he has to cross the river Styx to return home. When he arrives he takes out the trash.
Joan of Arc
Lisa is Joan in this retelling of the story of Joan of Arc. Joan sets out to help lead the French army to victory against the English, which she does, until she is captured. Joan is found guilty and is about to be burned at the stake, when Marge, not much for tragic endings, changes the ending so that Joan lives.
Hamlet
Bart is Hamlet and Homer asks him to avenge his passing. Moe (as Uncle Claudius) had Homerhuged so that he could marry the queen (Marge) and take over the kingdom. Hamlet discovers the king's treachery and goes to avenge his father's passing. When hehugs the wrong man, he must duel with Laertes (Ralph). When Laertes dispatches himself, Hamlethugs Uncle Claudius, then himself. Rather than clean up the mess, the queen also dispatches herself. Everyone is dead.
Bart can't believe how boring the last story was, but Homer reminds him that is also became a great movie called Ghostbusters. The family dances as the theme to that classic film plays in the background.
Season 13 Episode 14 of The Simpsons resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.
s13e01 - Treehouse of Horror XII
s13e02 - The Parent Rap
s13e03 - Homer the Moe
s13e04 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
s13e05 - The Blunder Years
s13e06 - She of Little Faith
s13e07 - Brawl in the Family
s13e08 - Sweets and Sour Marge
s13e09 - Jaws Wired Shut
s13e10 - Half-Decent Proposal
s13e11 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
s13e12 - The Lastest Gun in the West
s13e13 - The Old Man and the Key
s13e14 - Tales From the Public Domain
s13e15 - Blame it on Lisa
s13e16 - Weekend at Burnsie's
s13e17 - Gump Roast
s13e18 - I Am Furious (Yellow)
s13e19 - The Sweetest Apu
s13e20 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
s13e21 - The Frying Game
s13e22 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
The Simpsons focuses on a family of five. There is the father, Homer, a dull-witted, alcoholic, lazy, but lovable man. He often gets his family into crazy situations but always manages to fix things. The mother, Marge, is a stay at home mom who keeps the family together. She is the ideal wife and mother though she can be a little naive at times. She always does what she thinks is best for her family.
Next is Bart, the 10 year old boy who lives on playing pranks. He gets into a lot of trouble but is generally a good kid. Then there is the neglected middle child, Lisa. Lisa is the brain of the family and sometimes feels left out because of that. She is an outcast at school because of her talent. Finally there is Maggie the baby. Though she doesn't say much she is well known especially for her red pacifier.