The big surprise at the party honoring Seymour Skinner's 20 years as principal is that the real Seymour Skinner shows up. He has just returned to the US after being held as a POW for 26 years. Our Skinner's real name is Armin Tanzarian, who used to be a real hell raiser in his youth. He met Seymour while serving under him in Vietnam. Feeling rejected, Armand resigns as principal and hits the road. The town tries to get used to the real Seymour Skinner, but can they? The real Seymour is a weenie. Edna and Agnes begin to miss their old Skinner; meanwhile, the impostor Skinner is in a nearby town, advertising a for a strip club. Marge, Edna, and Agnes get together and form a plan to bring him back. They travel to meet him and he claims to be a changed man. He has a seedy apartment and a subscription to "Swank." They convince him to return and then the town gets rid of the real Skinner and Judge Snyder orders that they never to discuss him again and everything is back to normal.
Season 9 Episode 2 of The Simpsons resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.
s09e01 - The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
s09e02 - The Principal and The Pauper
s09e03 - Lisa's Sax
s09e04 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
s09e05 - The Cartridge Family
s09e06 - Bart Star
s09e07 - The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
s09e08 - Lisa the Skeptic
s09e09 - Realty Bites
s09e10 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
s09e11 - All Singing, All Dancing
s09e12 - Bart Carny
s09e13 - The Joy of Sect
s09e14 - Das Bus
s09e15 - The Last Temptation of Krust
s09e16 - Dumbbell Indemnity
s09e17 - Lisa the Simpson
s09e18 - This Little Wiggy
s09e19 - Simpson Tide
s09e20 - The Trouble with Trillions
s09e21 - Girly Edition
s09e22 - Trash of the Titans
s09e23 - King of the Hill
s09e24 - Lost Our Lisa
s09e25 - Natural Born Kissers
The Simpsons focuses on a family of five. There is the father, Homer, a dull-witted, alcoholic, lazy, but lovable man. He often gets his family into crazy situations but always manages to fix things. The mother, Marge, is a stay at home mom who keeps the family together. She is the ideal wife and mother though she can be a little naive at times. She always does what she thinks is best for her family.
Next is Bart, the 10 year old boy who lives on playing pranks. He gets into a lot of trouble but is generally a good kid. Then there is the neglected middle child, Lisa. Lisa is the brain of the family and sometimes feels left out because of that. She is an outcast at school because of her talent. Finally there is Maggie the baby. Though she doesn't say much she is well known especially for her red pacifier.