Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship because of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
Season 3 Episode 5 of Two and a Half Men resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.
s03e01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
s03e02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
s03e03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
s03e04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
s03e05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
s03e06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
s03e07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
s03e08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
s03e09 - Madame and Her Special Friend
s03e10 - Something Salted and Twisted
s03e11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
s03e12 - That Special Tug
s03e13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium
s03e14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
s03e15 - My Tongue is Meat
s03e16 - Ergo, The Booty Call
s03e17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
s03e18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
s03e19 - Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
s03e20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
s03e21 - And the Plot Moistens
s03e22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
s03e23 - Arguments for the Quickie
s03e24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
"Two and a Half Men" was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. Charlie's free-wheeling life is complicated when his brother gets divorced and moves, along with his son, into Charlie's beach-front Malibu house.
The series' premise was revamped in the ninth season, focusing on Alan moving on with his life after the passing of Charlie with help from his new best friend and roommate, Walden Schmidt, who is also dealing with his own troubles following a bad divorce. Alan, Walden, and Jake eventually bond, becoming close friends, forming a surrogate family unit.